A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "IT'S NOT THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER RECEIVED BUT IT I... DREAMCAST MEMORIAL SPIRAL UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF ... ADVERTISING AGENCY AGREES THAT PLAYSTATION3 CAN CA... "THE MP3 DIGITAL CAMERA SUNGLASSES" ATTENTION SEGA LEGAL DEPARTMENT "SHOW US YOUR BUYING KILLZONE 2 FACE" DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIV... WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I have spent the past 4 months delvig headlong into the world of great classic literature. I won't say what authors as someone will say I am showing off because as we all know getting a FREE book from the LOCAL library and READING it is an unreasonable expectation from a Mega Drive owner.
I had not once encountered the word 'eventuate' on my literary travels. So well done. Have a sheep on me.
I'm sick of this site and I hate you Zorg
Do it forever!!!
I like Glen though.
Do it forever!!!"
I agree. I'd like to see who would be tired first, Glen, or Zorg.
Or at least that's the case for adblocker-less me.
What you want is the tunnel effect. That requires more steps, in the same way in real life a shallow tunnel is more likely to be a bridge. You have created a bridge effect.
I guess we'll just have to wait until the technology has eventuated enough.