Facts here. We're more about exclamation marks and capital letters than facts.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "THE MP3 DIGITAL CAMERA SUNGLASSES" ATTENTION SEGA LEGAL DEPARTMENT "SHOW US YOUR BUYING KILLZONE 2 FACE" DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIV... WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" A MAN, A GURNING KIRSTY GALLAGHER AND TWO OTHER ME... UPDATE: TOP HALF OF KONNIE'S DRESS REVEALED! BREAKING: KONNIE *WAS* AT THE BAFTAS, DID A FUNNY ... THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR PHOTOS OF KONNIE HU...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
@Weatherbox - Can you turn that into an easier to understand picture instead please?
Novelty word verification predicting trick: OSWIPS...?
The reputation of gamers as sedentary, fat, socially maladjusted and lazy isn't going to go away any time soon. Not until we can hire more glamorous "babe" reps such as Emily Bouff and that IGN.com "Chobot" woman to go on TV and pretend otherwise.
He even used to use the word 'cool' in a non ironic fashion. Oh, it's too terrible for words. Oooooh! *Dickensian type wailing*
POLET- remove the le and you have pot.
There's an article about this in Private Eye
Are you looking at oor teeth yer heemasex?
BTW - you DON'T win.
Personally, I like to brush my teeth at random intervals - not with a penis though.
I thought it was important to mention that.