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We find it hard to get excited about a product that features so much inner-shadowing on its logo and uses such a rubbish font that has nothing in common with the source material, but here you go. You might not be such a typographical fascist.




We think the idea is you stick it on the end of your penis so it's like you're actually having sex with Tails.




These are the ones for people with smaller penises who want to have imaginary sex with Tails while "on the go".

Gaya Entertainment and Jetix Consumer Products expand license agreement for SEGA's Sonic the HedgehogTM

Gaya Entertainment and Jetix Consumer products have expanded their license agreement to create further products related to the classic Sonic the Hedgehog videogames from SEGA. The product lineup includes a collectable chessgame that comes with 32 high end and hand painted pvc figures which was previously announced already and is now extended with the following assortments of squeezable figures and keychains.

CEO of Gaya Entertainment Andre Schmitz said: „We are very proud to announce the teaming up of Jetix and Gaya Entertainment for this project. 2009 will be an important year for everybody´s favorite Hedgehog and being a part of it is highly appreciated. With our product lineup for Sonic we intend to offer something for everyone, may it be old or young.“

Squeezee figures are around 10cm in height and come individually packed in window box, 12 pieces assorted per counter display. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman(Robotnik) are available.

Squeezee keychains are around 6cm in height and are individually carded, 12 pieces assorted per counter display. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman(Robotnik) are available.

„Jetix is looking forward to working with Gaya Entertainment and delivering quality products from one of its most cherished franchises to both fans of the series and model collectors alike“, said Georg Liedmeier, in charge of Licensing at Jetix Consumer Products.

The first products will hit stores, starting end of May 2009. Pricing information and release schedules available upon request.

For more information visit our website www.gaya-entertainment.de or use the contact data below.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Copyright by [arial font] SEGA.

Nicely done.
Anonymous Trilby said...
I can't help but hear the word "Gaya" in the manner of the old SEGA logo.

Of couse nowadays the SEGA logo is read out by a man who sounds very bored about the whole thing, which pretty much sums it up.
Anonymous 8ptagenda said...
Those are bevelled edges and an outer glow. A typographical fascist would know that.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Gaya entertainment? Really?
Blogger Ren said...
Wait! Retro looking Sonic toys made in the year 2009. Does this mean that Sega is reverting to the old Sonic look and tossing the 'post Sonic Adventure' look out of the window as well? We can only dream....

wv: noilldet - What an Australian says for 'Nailed It'.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Dont' lie, Zorg : you're not very excited, but only because Cream squeeze toy is currently out of stock.

It's not inner shadow, it's inner bevel.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wait! Retro looking Sonic toys made in the year 2009. Does this mean that Sega is reverting to the old Sonic look and tossing the 'post Sonic Adventure' look out of the window as well? We can only dream....

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We can but hope. I'd rather they remade the Mega Drive games in 1080p HD like Capcom did with SFII than keep making shit 3D games just to be 'modern'.

WV - dinest: It's what happened when sibling dinosaurs shagged each other. No wonder they're extinct.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Classic-style Sonic design is much appreciated. Cover up the Virtual Legends logo and you can almost imagine this was made back in '95.
Blogger Branch-me-do said...
Will these keychains survive 70mph+ winds attached to a motorcycle ignition key? Or will it tear out of Eggman's head and send him bouncing along the M4, never to be seen again?

And Sonic looks positively upbeat as opposed to the strained 'attitude' of late.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I will get two of the Tails ones.

One for display, one for private use.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oooo. If Robotnik was not in the set i'd be calling this an orgy.

wv - ousip ...sounds like a French man agreeing to finish off an oral sex activity.
Blogger Lebowski said...
Ahh, original Sonic style squeeze toys in middle of screen, Sonic ads top and right, colourful new UKR theme in the background, all in bright primary colours. It just seems so... right.

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