"In the spirit of the experimental nature of this thing, I'm going to take it in a new direction today. So here's a photo of my reply to Ben's photo of him giving the finger to my photo of a photo of this site. (I'm giving a friendly wave back to Ben). I'm pretty sure a whole new way of communication has just been invented! It's as convoluted and unnecessary as wearing top hats and tipping them to each other. At long last bringing digital technology into the Victorian age."
"So as not to alienate the core fans of the original project I have also included a photo of my photo of my photo of my photo of your site. While the tenuous connection linking this to Sonic slips perilously close to breaking point I will endeavour to push on until it snaps. Tension is mounting though as my camera battery is running low and there's some doubt over whether I can be bothered recharging it" - Glen.
OK, that's it. Glen, we're pulling you out before you take any more damaging blows to the brain. No more. Thanks.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG "SQUEEZE TOYS" WE CAN KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER MONTH MAN BRAVELY "FOLLOWS THROUGH" WITH IDEA "IT'S NOT THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER RECEIVED BUT IT I... DREAMCAST MEMORIAL SPIRAL UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF ... ADVERTISING AGENCY AGREES THAT PLAYSTATION3 CAN CA... "THE MP3 DIGITAL CAMERA SUNGLASSES" ATTENTION SEGA LEGAL DEPARTMENT
THE HTML ERAS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
But it's funny again now.
beats fuckin things with fucking faces. Cunt.
I say keep sending them, Glen. Zorg'll put 'em up; lets face it, what's he got thats better than this? Unless he's got a picture of a large hedgehog bumming a small woman, that would be better...
Go Glen!
WF: Coidio : its nice to listen to this after sex
Also ... Ka-blong? http://www.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=17551&storeId=12555&categoryId=122441&parent_category_rn=38973&productId=1002693&langId=-1
I hope these carry on for the foreseeable future. It could take the place of the much-missed Friday PS3 sales figures
wv: hanibro - fake haribo
You'll all look back in 5 years time & remember how good UK:R was before Zorg got shipped off to Bagram.
http://twitpic.com/2mwrm
but still, fuck you zorg.