A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DREAMCAST MEMORIAL SPIRAL UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF ... ADVERTISING AGENCY AGREES THAT PLAYSTATION3 CAN CA... "THE MP3 DIGITAL CAMERA SUNGLASSES" ATTENTION SEGA LEGAL DEPARTMENT "SHOW US YOUR BUYING KILLZONE 2 FACE" DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIV... WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" A MAN, A GURNING KIRSTY GALLAGHER AND TWO OTHER ME... UPDATE: TOP HALF OF KONNIE'S DRESS REVEALED! THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And the "don't know how to do a screen capture" craze....
needs more swirls on carpets. 2/10.
...I'll get my coat.
UK:Resistance does sound like a GLBT rights group... it's all been a ploy! Zorg initiated the site to lure spunky teens with attitude into the gay lifestyle by hopping on the 'cool' Sega bandwagon only for it to all go horribly wrong. Who could have predicted Sega would fail so spectacularly back in 1996?
To be spoken in a jaunty Sheffield accent: "Hey, do you *luv* Sega? Would you like to meet other like-minded men that appreciate Sonic the Hedgehog and midi music? Ever fantasised about bumping into Ax Battler while browsing Erasure CDs in Our Price? Then why not visit UK:Resistant for all the latest Sega news and get to know other boys like YOU."
You're dead wrong about Building a Wall, and you should get used to All over the world because it's most likely the next single :P
The lowpoint is undoubtedly is the cringeworthy 'Building a Wall', especially the "Who do you think you are, Captain Britain?" bit.
Record is hit and miss to say the least. But still a million times better than the dark days of 'Release'.
Take you scanner, tilt it 90 degrees, hold against the screen and hit scan.
I win.