A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MAN BRAVELY "FOLLOWS THROUGH" WITH IDEA "IT'S NOT THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER RECEIVED BUT IT I... DREAMCAST MEMORIAL SPIRAL UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF ... ADVERTISING AGENCY AGREES THAT PLAYSTATION3 CAN CA... "THE MP3 DIGITAL CAMERA SUNGLASSES" ATTENTION SEGA LEGAL DEPARTMENT "SHOW US YOUR BUYING KILLZONE 2 FACE" DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIV... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
My launch Dreamcast is on its last legs and will need to be replaced soon. Thankfully all the money I saved by not buying a PS3 means I might be able to get some sort of special edition Dreamcast in a different colour.
fuck zorg, and fuck glen
http://twitpic.com/2fd5e
Did I win?
Unless you're saving it for some kind of 'Best of Rare & Unreleased 2008 Content' super-post.. Did I send it too you in 2008? I really can't remember. It's after 11:00, so I'm pretty well drunk at this point.
Also, my name is "Glenn" as well but properly spelled seeing as how I’m not a valley of some sort.
And one more thing, a number of years ago my wife not only made me a pink pillow in the shape of a Sakura Taisen SEGA Dreamcast controller but also a cross stitch of the Japanese SEGA Saturn logo. Perhaps I should send in pics? I could include pics of the pillow and cross stitch too if you’d like? The camera’s a Sony though so I’m not so sure :-(
Whether or not you obscure her face is entirely up to your own discretion.
I can spot Golden Axe II for Megadrive so I think he's still being ironic here.
or my name
:( :(