When someone from the council kicks in your door to wonder why you haven't paid any council tax for three years, this will be why. Your partially decomposed corpse will be on the bed, with the SEGA Toys Kaleidoscope Projector Light still beaming joy onto the ceiling.
THE STORY BEHIND THE DISCOVERY OF THIS ITEM:
"Hello! I just got some spare cash so I bought some awesome second-hand games (Sonic & Knuckles, Streets of Rage 2, Alien Soldier and some others)."
THEN!
"Then I came to think of that I might want a new watch so i visited a site where I got one before: www.tokyoflash.com."
AND LO AND BEHOLD
"And lo and behold, I found this thing made of pure win and awesome" - Alexander.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. UKR IS NOW 33 PERCENT BLUER AND GREENER CRITICAL MASS: MICHAEL JACKSON'S GAME MACHINE AUCT... ULTIMATE GAMING JACKET FOR THE MILDLY RETARDED SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT "URBAN" AND "EDGY" MARKETIN... EXCITING AND GARISH NEW TEMPLATE WITH ZERO NEW FUN... "HOMBRE SECUESTRA MUJER CON UNA LIGHT PHASER" A PHOTO OF AN EARLY-90s SONIC KEYRING TAKEN WITH A... TRANSSEXUAL LUCY LIU IS NOW OUT OF A JOB :(
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
wv was "brojo" = black mans mojo
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I hope you're still anonymous enough to just lift copyright protected snaps from anywhere you like?
'Win' cannot be used as a noun in this context. Unless one wishes to sound like one of those younger generation internet following cockholes. In which, Mixxion Acomplix. Congrats, WTF, ;), LOL etc...
word ver. - marringe
A civil union between two lesbians
You're some XKCD forum cunt aren't you?
Kindly fuck off a die somewhere....alone.
ZORG IS A CUNT, and that.
You're a cunt for knowing what XKCD was. Another cunt for making me look it up to find out what it was. You are correct in calling the original guy a cunt.
UK:R New family friendly presentation. Same old cunts in the forum. Minus the colon.