We're not sure if it's meant to be funny or ironic. We are entirely unsure as to the submitter's "angle". But here it is anyway.
"The Girlfriend got this in a DVD case for some film she recently bought off off Play. She didn't throw it out because she thought I would find it funny, or tragic, or something. Which is why I'm with her, really. She has an understanding of Playstation Hate.
"If anyone else sends you this, then I might be able to get a few extra points as the fingers there are hers. Yes. A real woman. Who's a final year medical student and as such has put those fingers inside people. The photo isn't high-res enough to zoom in on the individual skin cells, but it's probably enough for the average UK:R fan to crack a few off to" - The Castrator.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THAT 'WERESONIC' THING IN A VAGUELY COMPROMISING P... GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG "SQUEEZE TOYS" WE CAN KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER MONTH MAN BRAVELY "FOLLOWS THROUGH" WITH IDEA "IT'S NOT THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER RECEIVED BUT IT I... DREAMCAST MEMORIAL SPIRAL UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF ... ADVERTISING AGENCY AGREES THAT PLAYSTATION3 CAN CA... "THE MP3 DIGITAL CAMERA SUNGLASSES"
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
*unzips*
...except there aren't many readers...
...and they dont have wives...
...or friends...
...but feel free to send in pictures of your support worker, parole officer, or the goblins that live in your cupboards. Especially if they have breasts.
In fact, they are the reason I have a second parole officer...
*fails*
*wilts*
i guess he won't be playing virtual on when it comes to xbla this month.
I also don't get this update. "EVERYONE IS NEEDED"? The Blu-Ray logo, since it was in a DVD case or something? I DO NOT KNOW AND EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT I MUST HAVE IT EXPLAINED TO ME RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW.