Apart from the price, which it can't lower because if it did it'd have to sack a few thousand more office cleaners to help pay for it.
Full facts on Sony's DISASTER here, summary taken from emerging markets gaming blog VG247. Here's a link to a serious report in case you need one. And another one. We can't stop reading different angles!
Oh, and Kotaku's got a graph. You can never have enough sources when the news is this good.
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Your website sucks
It used to be good
But now it sucks
Please start doing decent updates again
Love,
Anon
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You look fairly concerned to me.
You look fairly concerned to me.
Sony profits down 95% this last quarter. They predict a loss of 2.9 billion dollars over the year.
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/BUSINESS/01/29/sony.loss/
Sony blamed the world economic downturn. Doesn't seem to have effected Nintendo though. Their profits were up 30% in the same quarter.
Sony is still Global leader though. Of course it is. Kaz said so.
I think Sony's fortunes could be saved if they'd only release the virtual reality headset that Kaz is obviously plugged into.
Now fuck off and die. Hopefully by being raped to death whilst having your face held in the flames of your mother's burning corpse.
Congratulations. Maybe you'd like to say a few words?
Cunts!
It's all over, nothing is good.
Also, to the sapphic entrepreneur - any interest in flogging me a wireless controller for that Xbox on the cheep? I'm willing to pay less than what you'll get for it on ebay if that incentivises the transaction at all.
word verification 'sublermo'- Sony's execs trying to say 'our profits are sublime' then actually looking at the figures halfway through the sentence.
I've been so excited by this news, I doubt my man juices will top up again before Sony ever make another profit.
Sad. So sad.
Enjoy your stay Anon
Play Atari.
When did the word verifications become real words? Mine is Master. Somebody get the Doctor. Oh my, I just revealed that I don't think everything made over there in Europeina is complete trash. Okay, you have Doctor Who, The Raccoons and her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, and outside of that, nothing.
PS The Raccoons were shite.
"Run with us, we have fi-yah in our he-ar-arts, run with us, we are freeeee (synth bit)."
Made me feel like I could conquer the fucking world that did. Of course, it wasn't long after that I discovered computer games, no I'll be lucky to conquer my own crippling self-doubt around women, eh lads?
You know this boogie is for real...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGjC0wbUXzk
I'm only sad Norris McWhirter wasn't alive to verify my world record shattering continuous knuckle shuffle efforts, although in fairness Sony do deserve half the credit for being my inspiration.
I think I only faltered now because someone mentioned the Raccoons, which was best left to obscurity. Are there any decent Canadian cartoons?... Yvon of The Yukon ? Yvon isn't even a bird?!? Weirdo's.