"I thought you might like to know that Sonic isn't losing any sleep over he's impending relegation as your mascot, as he is now whoring himself on HMV bags. I've attached a couple low-quality pictures taken on my phone (it's a Sony phone, so what do you expect?) for you to weep/masturbate over."
"Very long time reader, so glad I can finally contribute to your excellent site. I generally got excited when this came up, and I'm not even single. Thanks for your time" - Dan.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY'S LIFELESS HOME HELLHOLE WILL NOT SAVE THE DA... THERE'S A DRINK FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU BUSINESS NEWS: ENEMY LOSES TWO BILLION DOLLARS - C... A MAN'S CONCEPT FOR NEW SONIC - BASED ON SONIC CD DREAMCAST, MASTER SYSTEM AND GAME GEAR SPOTTED ON ... MAN TOOK LIBERTIES WITH RICHARD JACQUES DREAMCAST ENDORSEMENT - FRIENDS DREAMCAST LOGO ON QUIRKY FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CUP, CUP... SONIC ATTEMPTS BRAVE "THUMBS UP" GESTURE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
WV- fonecu - what sony phones are not
On the right, level with Sonic's hand! 2 big bits of snow for eyes and then a row of smaller blobs for the mouth.
Rant over.
For the record, the Sony phone is shit and I'm changing it soon. And I did say what do you expect for the poor images...!
Come on Zorg, abuse me! How many SEGA capsule toys can you fit in my stinkhole? I NEED YOUR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL ASSAULTS TO FEEL VALUE!
wv: dante (seriously, i got dante. so that's either dante's inferno, dante's peak, or dante from that game with the puppets)
To be fair it's not surprising. The irony can only function properly for so long; at what stage do undertakings like UK:R and IT become only self referential? More wanking in fact? For instance I'm starting to think that gadgets with faces are genuinely important.
Lets face it, all you have is US, Zorg! What about US? I realise that this may not be a very good pep talk
I'll upload it if anyone can guess my favourite colour.
WV: "wingshat"... The best wv ever!