High-resolution image kindly donated to the UKR National Archive by the generous man who runs this blog about shit music, plus we ought to link to the original provider as it's supposed to be for charity rather than wanking over that uncovered bit of Cheryl's foot.
I NOW NEED A LARGE QUANTITY OF HI-RES PHOTOS OF GIRLS ALOUD WEARING SIGNIFICANTLY LESS IN A HURRY:
Here.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 LIE WATCH - THERE ARE NOT 14 MILLION ACTIVE ON... SOMEBODY'S RIPPING OFF SOMEBODY, HERE ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00046 A SONG ABOUT "BLUE SKIES IN GAMES" DREAMCAST LOGO! PAJAMAS! ACTUAL DREAMCAST! READER'... WORLD'S MOST BIZARRE TEAM-UP - SONY'S PSP AND THE ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS FOR KIDS? MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL APPOINTED MANAGER OF "GIRL GA... "LEADERS IN LUBRICANT DISTRIBUTION"
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Nintendogs alone can't explain that miserable face ... it's Girls aloud and Puppy Dogs for frigs sake!
Imagine what a smiler he'll be when he's paying off our PFI and Northern Rock debts earning his pittance wiping old mens bums in a nursing home on minimum wage.
Michael Jackson + cheeky scouser Sonia x Fly Teleport pods
Thankfully Girls Aloud aren't promoting Sony though. Sony would claim she is more attractive than Natalie Imbruglia if their current massaging of the truth is anything to go by.
I'm not going to bother with any jokes about 'puppies' or 'bitches'. It'd be too easy.
I've uploaded the original, unmoddified version here.
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If you consider that photo non-shame, your standards have dropped so low.... oh wait, this is UKR isn't it? apologies.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, PMSL - that's brillo Phil
Pictochat message to the lad "shamon, be a good boy and drink the Jesus Juice so 'auntie' Sarah can stop suffocating little Buster"