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It just doesn't make sense.
(Muslims)
:(
unsorion: something from a film probably
The ONLY remotely good levels I have seen (on Youtube and other various video sites) have all been based around other video games.
I wonder how many people are going to bother even making levels for LBP (and therefore even playing it) - when they find they can't even make them without them being deleted.
It also makes you wonder why they even nothered to make the game to be compatible with the PS3 Camera thing - so you can put any image you want in your levels.
(Or should that be; So you can spend hours making a level, adding images taken with the camera, upload it - and then the next day be rewarded with your level deleted.)
It also makes me laugh that GTA IV beat LBP 3:1 in Japan on the opening week of sales. (A game designed for the Japanese market (LBP) against a game which very nearly didn't get a Japanese release) :D
Just so I know whether to go to bed smug or mildly annoyed.
-I ask because normally a company would start deleting content like this if they had been visited by the men in suits (grey ones, not white unfortunately).
Every article I have read on this doesn't mention any calls from lawyers - it sounds like Sony just got a little jumpy and decided to ban anything good, just in case.
But even then surely it would be possible for Sony to allow creators to make games they own? Apparently the God of War creations were deleted too.
What's going on? Are they worried that they are going to sue themselves?
Or maybe that's the problem - Sony doesn't want to risk Fox suing a PS3 owner for 50 trillion dollars because he's made a shit Homer Simpson level?
Yes, that's it. I have cracked it. Please credit "Funky McBrighton Hotel Room" for breaking this exclusive.
I dont think they are deleting because they are going to get sued.. I think they just don't want people having fun because they already have your money.. They just wanna piss on their fanboys even more and make them cry! :) Keep it up $ony!
word verification:aramp:used by handicapped people orlazy fat fucks who can't be bothered to walk up those 5 stairs.
"Let's make a great game where users can make there own stuff, add what they like!"
"Yeah, great!"
9 months later...
"So we made it and it's out there. How's it going?"
"Ah, slight problem we didn't think about until the lawyers saw the UGC stuff..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yep. People are putting in a load of copyrighted and TM images they don't own the rights to, stuff like Coke cans, sport stars and ermmm this rather unpleasant one where some wag has scanned their XBOX 360 and Wii and made all the characters kneel and praise it....lawyers and PR depts got very jumpy about that last one, so we pulled the whole idea."
Stop moaning and work for your supper.
What would happen if you made a level based on Sega's buisness model on the mid to late 90s?
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Oh - and LBP is an absolutely amazing game, and if you're not playing it merely out of some ridiculous hatred of Sony, you're missing out on one the best games of this generation. Call yourself gamers? You should be ashamed of yourselves.
UKR = Gaming Nazis.
I smell a new T-shirt idea...
word ver: 'Tuning' (they're not even trying anymore are they)
That could be review of any Sonic the Hedgehog game made in the past 10 years. Good effort.
The game's character should henceforth be known as SackedBoy.
I for one want this to continue, and even escalate, because at this rate the amount of overtime Sony will have to pay the censors will eat into the earnings made from game sales.
Finally, I suggest we kidnap a LBP player and only release them once they've made a smug UKR tribute level.
Word verifiwhatsit: Manifesto - not really, but my comment reads a bit like one.
Regardless of the premise of the sight, or what I or anybody else thinks of Sony, that statement really does make you sound like an utter cunt.
Grow up. This is videogames we're talking about, not fucking world politics.
I used to quite like this site, but when you delve a little deeper, it quickly becomes apparent that there are a lot of arseholes here.
'sight' = 'Site'
"Grow up. This is videogames we're talking about, not fucking world politics."
"I used to quite like this site, but when you delve a little deeper, it quickly becomes apparent that there are a lot of arseholes here."
Has this post been put up on threespeech or something?
Cunts.
Only it seems like you've missed the point of this blog entirely.
One final question: Are you a professional cunt, or is it just a hobby of yours? Like a Hornby railway set, trolling the Internet, or BDSM?
http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/11/sony-price-gaug.html
Won't that make them end up back where they started, parting with cash..?
Probably. It's a business model Sega perfected in the 90s - super effective. So make the most of it, the next generation of bitter old cunts will soon be upon us...
http://ocean1025.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/another-spiral-goddess-pic.jpg
Since when was MGS published/produced by Sony? The lack of knowledge some of you people demonstrate is astounding.
Don't you mean "our"? "Lack of knowledge some of our.."
If you do mean "you people", nobody forced you to read the comments section, twat.
Now, if you are still reading the comments section, I just insulted you, is that what you really wanted? Damn. Foiled again.
WV- ingfworp - somewhere in Norfolk? Wales perhaps..
'you people' = YOU
I like being insulted. It makes me feel alive.
13 According to Sam over at the LittleBigPlanet Workshop, less than 200 levels have been moderated, making up less than 0.5% of all the levels published. He tells us that the majority of these were because they contained obscenities, fair enough, and the rest for copyright reasons. He says, by way of an example: "Oasis is the name both of a band and of a soft drink (at least in Europe), however any level using the title 'Oasis' would be absolutely fine right now unless it included music by Oasis the band, or the likeness of the drinks bottle."
http://www.n4g.com/News-230305.aspx
Note the 'other users' bit.
That could be review of any Sonic the Hedgehog game made in the past 10 years. Good effort."
SA and SA2 (2001) were great, you're wrong frokm the start. If it wasn't enough still LBP faggots have the need of making levels based on that guy's shitty games.
"Grow up. This is videogames we're talking about, not fucking world politics."
Exacly, why so serious?
"Are you a professional cunt, or is it just a hobby of yours? Like a Hornby railway set, trolling the Internet, or BDSM?"
He's everything bundled up together, in two words, Sony fan.
WV: Yessem, a mirror of yes men, a thing Sony fans are. Appropriate.
Sony have been so monumentally retarded in thinking that allowing users to generate content wouldn't result in some form of copyright infringement.
We live in a highly commercialised, brand name driven society. The only things that mean anything to the vast majority of people are the products and brands they see around them, why wouldn't they recreate these in the game?
Just look at other foetid "web 2.0" shitpiles such as Second Life. You can't move on there without bumping into some new form of copyright infringement. They seem to do ok though, I really don't think anyone would care.
They should take the position of not removing anything unless specifically asked to by the copyright owners. But this is Sony, they're probably worried about their OWN intellectual property more than anything else.
If this is the best the ps3 has to offer then the 360 fans among us should celebrate!