"I'm 20 minutes into playing one of the most outrageously shit pieces of game design, ever."
"Either I'm missing something, or this whole section relies on luck and the grip button working 100% (which it doesn't, ever)"
"I got through the first terrible part, and there's another bit just as bad after it"
"It's some of the shittiest game design ever and incredibly frustrating, and after all that came before it I'm really disappointed."
"...been some really frustrating times having to restart the entire level again"
"The damned thing is a chore and I'm going to get through on luck rather than any repeatable skills because what works one time, might not work the next."
"an unfair, badly thought out piece of shit"
"makes you also feel like you are fighting the controls rather than just playing the game."
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Then they realized that it still couldn't hack it so they slowed it right down to a zero gravity style jumping speed, this obviously made the game too easy to complete in record quick time so they screwed up the controls just enough to make it a frustrating and aukward experience.
The end result, a pretty, shitty, retro platform game that Sony fanboys can show off on Youtube but not bother actually playing because it's actually quite crap.
Never mind it sold MORE week 2 than week 1.
Of course, the PS3's got a miriad of fucking reasons it's crashing into 3rd (read : It's already there and it doesn't look like it's getting 2nd place anywhere but Japan, where it's down 3 to 1 against the Wii... oh, and nobody's buying Blu Ray movies.)
SMEGHaMMeR, you, me, pistols at dawn.
P.S. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4XuK65KcnFg
You even had to buy an overpriced black slab of a console which supported a weird film format (video cd!) and was dying on it's arse sending the parent company bankrupt to play Clockwork Knight.
Sony ... please stop copying Sega so closely - It's too embarrassing. You will never create greatness on a par with Sega Rally or ... err Chu Chu Rocket.
Half of the quotes have no backing to them, what's worse is that you get these from gaming forums (HOW AMAZING RELIABLE!)
LBP is a very good game, reliable controls and something that can be very addicting... For future referance, don't take quotes from gaming forums and actually have a back to each statement.
I think it was Eugene Jarvis who said that people who make games like this have no idea how to make it good so they give it to you to finish - make your own levels-.
Obviously haven't visited this site before, have you?
What the fuck does "addicting" mean?
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love clockwork knight and LBP borrows, ok STEALS, heavily from it.
And regarding fighting the controls, thats very true, you spend most of the time worrying about how you have manuvered the thumbsticks as opposed to enjoying a 2D platformer like you normally would.
Have fun pretending 'The Club' is a good game whilst you wank it to the Richard Jacques tunes wankers.
I hate to admit it though.... Little big Planet really appeals to me. I really like it. Like Really. It does have really irritating controls though, and is far from perfect, but it has been a while since a decent platform game thats multiplayer has been out.
Silly COD/wiredprotocol...
LBP is a good game
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UKR is a joke site.
Ahaha you got me there for a second. Kudos to you for the laugh.