"I'm 20 minutes into playing one of the most outrageously shit pieces of game design, ever."
"Either I'm missing something, or this whole section relies on luck and the grip button working 100% (which it doesn't, ever)"
"I got through the first terrible part, and there's another bit just as bad after it"
"It's some of the shittiest game design ever and incredibly frustrating, and after all that came before it I'm really disappointed."
"...been some really frustrating times having to restart the entire level again"
"The damned thing is a chore and I'm going to get through on luck rather than any repeatable skills because what works one time, might not work the next."
"an unfair, badly thought out piece of shit"
"makes you also feel like you are fighting the controls rather than just playing the game."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.