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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Btw, where are the alt tags Zorg?
Having said that, if there's Sonic branded savoury snacks involved..
And not just any crisps - "delicious crisps", according to the wording.
That's right. Also, the company appears to be called Karnoush (or maybe something like Kranoush but I doubt that). Googling Karnoush got me nowhere, though.
Beat that, Mr. Anonymous Chinese Guy/Arabic Teacher
I'm not even joking. I printscreened it and everything:
http://www.bilalsheikh.co.uk/ukresistance/wordverification.PNG
For political correctness, you may also want to appoint someone as the official UKR English spokesman for issues ethnic minority people don't understand, for there are many.
For example, what is this wanking of which you people speak?
(p.s. to that Anonymous from before, if you're reading this, the arabic teacher thing was a joke. I don't hold grudges. At least, I don't like carrying them over from other blog posts)
Unless it's an anti-Sony wank, in which case you get a castle in Heaven for each stroke.
So bilal, you think reading a bloody crisp packet makes you somehow qualified on Arabic? A Polish immigrant could understand 'delicious' on a bloody packet of Walkers - deflate yourself, mate.
Really, someone who had truly 'been learning Arabic for years' would hardly showboat the translation of writing on a crisp packet. nor does it have sod all to do with how you are so Uncle Tom'd out that you chose to use the ridiculous byword of 'infidel' coined and patented by the White Man to kill your people and now incredulously forcing it inthe collective Muslim tongue.
But of course, your response was to assume I am American and insult me on that basis accordingly. How like the lovely white chaps here you crave to be.
Also, if you're going to make insults, let them stick. Coming back and feeling goody-woody after gushing over Cutlack's praise and deciding to retract your imbecilic comment is pathetic and effeminate. Not even effeminate, really. Just pathetic.
And gushing over Cutlack wasn't just a snide aside. It's patently fact. Over here and at IdiotToys, yiu are clearly refreshing the page every few minutes to see if ZORg has granted you his benevolent response with a gushingly pathetic 'Yessir!'-tastic response. Sad.
That bubble envelope contained UKR T-shirts that I like to believe Gary tried on at least once to ensure they were of adequate quality, and as such have never to this day washed or even ironed them, as maybe some of these coveted 'white particles' would penetrate my person and bring me one step closer to my dream.
But you're not helping your cause by repeated use of 'Uncle Tom', so as far as I'm concerned you ARE American, as is everyone else on this internet as far as I'm concerned, unless they use words like twat and wanker every other sentence. That's my filtering technique, anyway. Sorry, but 'bloody' and 'mate' are a bit more universal nowadays, and have even spread as far as Australia, it seems.
And I cannot stand to hear negativities thrown in the direction of the White population - they're my benefactors! I wouldn't be here if it weren't for them. They gave my granddad opportunities when he arrived many years ago, as they are for me this very day. As I look around my room, I can attribute so much to the White Man (bar the consoles, of course).
But it's good to see you like breaking your long-arsed posts into paragraphs. But who on Earth taught us to do this? Why, the White Man! Talk about biting the hand that feeds you(on a crips post, no less)!
After careful analysis, I think the whole reason you're wanking yourself dry over this is because you cannot come to terms with a Muslim using such a politically-charged word as 'infidel' in a non-serious way. It wasn't enough that you then joined the me-too brigade and slapped 'chink' in there to add some credibility to your lame rant that, unfortunately for you, just reads like the increasingly numerous 'leave Sony alone' comments on here.
I get more sense out of your mates over on Idiot Toys:
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