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Does anyone else get THE MASSIVE HORN while watching a wet Lara Croft emerge from the water in Tomb Raider: Legend? She's got big tits, a big arse, strong arms and looks amazing when water is dribbling all down her hot body. We've actually considered having a wank over a video game, for the first time since Blaze flashed her knickers in Streets of Rage.

This makes us want to write erotic fan fiction:

Lara Croft Bukkake Porn (Google Rank +500)

See? Are you hot, baby? Does this do it for you too, honeykins? If you've recently considered having a wank over Lara Croft despite being nearly 33 years old, please get in touch. We can almost certainly be friends.

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Blogger gnome said...
Nah. She's not German enough...
Blogger Dogmeat said...
Will almost 32 and quite drunk induce sufficient empathy?
Blogger Dash Krimson said...
Get out of my brain, you damn psychics, you.
Blogger Tomleecee said...
I can't afford a 360. Does wanking over the Saturn version qualify me as 'friend' material?
Blogger slight said...
So am I the first to mention Sega's new console on UKR?

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=30980

!
Blogger slight said...
bah, bleeding French posting april fools on the wrong day :(
Blogger Bonobo said...
It brings back the dirty confused feelings I had back in 1996. Now I'm older (30), but not any wiser.
It's like when you meet an old girlfriend and she's got much better looking and you've decayed into an overweight bag of crap.
Then you go home and wank over thoughts of her.
Blogger Dave said...
Guys, there's another gamerlife episode uploaded, get on the case already!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1450734719566139012&q=gamelife&pl=true

God.
Blogger Bas said...
Didn't someone already say there would not be anymore reports about shows like that?
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
Wanking over the Saturn version is OK, as long as you're mainly thinking about the Saturn.
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
i'm 34 and I was getting ablow job whilst playing, is that instant disqualification?

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