Wank friday is back on!

I missed last friday. Had to have three on saturday to make up for it.

Fuck you Zorg, you deleted all the "HAHAHAHA" comments. I thought you were cooler than that.

No idea what SOCOM is but the fact it outsold LBP is fucking hilarious.

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or BWAHAHAHAHAHA for Giffen's Justice League's Sake

The HAHAHA comments broke the entire fucking site in Internet Explorer 6 on my laptop, so FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK.

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I was having such an industrial wank over this ive done a little bit of poo.

Oh you motherfucker you changed the code god damn

I'm very disappointed in the Japanese.
I wanted to see someone commit suicide over the PS3, come on Sony someone must do the decent thing!

brave friends across the Atlantic?

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You'll suck anyone's cock if the jiz flies in Sony's eye. Cunts!

who is this fool thats trying to get us into morton harket and his chums....

anonymous fool.

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Ha! The 360 version of Fallout 3 sold 375,000 copies. The PS3 version didn't even make the list!

BTW, a great big jolly fuck you! to Seghe from the other side of the pond.

Hahahahaha[snip!] @ IE6

Is good to see how pompous assholes die a slow death

Isn't the site breaking in IE6 a sign that you need to install Firefox? Of all the bad things to come out of Microsoft, IE6 is the worst.

Word verification: asist, someone who can't spell assist.

"So on January 31st 2001 we said Sega is leaving hardware. We were selling 50,000 units a day, then 60,000, then 100,000, but it was just not going to be enough to get the critical mass to take on the launch of PS2." ~Peter Moore, on Dreamcast's demise.

How much do you need Sony? You lost against the Dreamcast, the martyr of the videogames.

Looks like this HAHA deleting frenzy's only made things worse.

Cocks.

Wii Fit and Wii Play is STILL selling?

"berin" - close to Berlin.

It'll be nice to see how this list looks next month when it's had more than a handful of days on sale...

I'm from the Iberian Peninsula and I'm amazed you're right, we have bought more PS3 than Wii or Xbox. Very ashamed.

We should've let the fucking Nazis have the Iberian Peninsula to keep them quiet.

I bet the Volksspielnmachine3 would be awesome!

He who spends time regretting the past loses the present and risks the future.

Cunt - someone who posts pseudy shite after their comments

Zorg's "HAHAHAH" deleting spree is almost as bad as Sony's LBP level deletions. And just as funny.

>It'll be nice to see how this list looks next month when >it's had more than a handful of days on sale...

yes, as GOW2 should increase its lead over LBP even though it got released later than LBP..

typically idiotic, sony-loving, cunt of a comment from anon.... just fuck off and clean yr room or yr mum will have will spank yr fat arse

anon above: please kill yourself, you are equally a cunt

I find it deeply ironic that us UKR veterans who positively pride ourselves on being cunts, use the very same word to describe the scum we detest.

It's time we thought of a word 10 leagues below "cunt" to apply to PS3 owners, fans, and anyone associated with the stupid money hemorrhage that is "SCE" (or Sony's Consumer Embarrassment as I like to call it).

cuntralidge : They commit it on a daily basis, which has nothing to do with my word verification

How about simply "Sony Owner", which to all intents and purposes instantly identifies anyone as the worst possible kind of fucking idiot, ten levels below 'cunt'.

Haha. da ps3 iz fuckin' shit. sony r losers. da xbox 360 is da shizzle my nizzle.

Yo - rawk on UK:R dudes. fight da power!

teh cell iz goin' down y'all.

Sonic 4 da win an' big up ur ting!

Respek.

Krazee Jef