A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. TWO PHOTOS OF A SLEEPING GERMAN SEGA SATURNS FOR SALE IN SEGAMAT, MALAYSIA SONY TRASHES LITTLEBIGPLANET. FEW REMAINING SONY F... PARTNER REQUIRED FOR ANONYMOUS SUPER MARIO BROS. H... UPDATE: ONE OF KEELEY HOLDING THE BOX LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE SONY PR ERROR ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00044 LARA CROFT MODEL BEING INTERVIEWED BY A DANE AND G... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Errr, no.
This is why you need 6.0GB of free HD space to run the game.
Everyone's quick to jump on the fact that this is in fact a "she". I'm not entirely convinced...
One funny thing was, some guy queued from 6am until midnight, first in the queue, just as the doors opened, he collapsed from exhaustion! What a fucking twat! You knew you were going to have to stay in one place for 18 hours, yet you failed to even take a Mars bar or can of Coke! A true loser amongst losers!
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Cringe time on the BBC reporting on this computer game thingy "world of warriors".
The BBC just sound like a retired colonel in the colinies commenting on modern life.