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Whoever bought the outfit for the model needs to be sacked. You won't get anywhere on the internet with a photo of a woman in sensible trousers.


At least they didn't call it Activ8

You can't even see the outline of her pants or bra. This will sink without trace. Thousands wasted.


Restraint device included

It comes with a strap. You could always just buy the strap. If you're the sort of person inclined toward exercising, you ought to be able to motivate yourself to do it without a fucking avatar yelling positive enforcement messages at you from a TV.


Buster Gonad and his extremely large, blue testicle

Also for "bachelors" who live in loft apartments.


Wii game in CHEAP COPY shock

It'd be cheaper and more satisfying to beat your fists into the sofa cushions to disperse latent rage. WARNING: Don't do that if you're an asthmatic or suffer from a dust allergy. Raging against sofas can kill.


'Yes, that's right! That's great! Keep jumping! Six! Seven! Come on! You're doing well!'

The students in the downstairs bedsit won't be happy.


'You're really working it now, girlfriend!'

Needs some knee on display. We'd even settle for a glimpse of toned ankle. Very poor effort. Severely lacking in exploitation. 4/10.
Blogger Multiverse said...
Would. If only to rectify EA's severe lack of exploitation. I'd improvise some kind of bondage restraint out of the stretchy strap thing.

I'd leave the woman alone though...


buged - This word is bugged. Suggested fix: Learn to spell.
Blogger roddie said...
He looks like Noah from Heroes.
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Blogger Phil said...
Looks like there's a bit of baggy camel toe action in the last pic.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The bloke in picture three is clearly taken with the idea of the "birthing ball" childbirth simulator. Lets see if he is still smiling after 30 hours. At least his wife would get to use the wiimote as either scalpel or foreceps, or maybe both.
Anonymous Sponge Finge said...
So you insert one end in your quadricep? Shit!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ha ha ha. The Wii's shit. Look how shit the Wii is. GUTTED THE WII.
Blogger Apples and Oranges said...
So much shit into such a small device. EA you've reached a new low.

The woman is shit too, couldn't you get a prettier one?
Anonymous fujiwaratofu said...
ok, so it skipped your radar that we have lesbo action going on here and thats shes is probably a he with a pair of socks at the top.....
Blogger Tomleecee said...
Why not just get up off your arse and go down the gym? I agree with Anonymous: the Wii is a pile of shit.
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...
Sorry to pick holes here, but you do know what the F in MILF actually means, right? Would any red-blooded male even consider the F in MILF with her?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hell yeah!!!
Anonymous Carr said...
Yes. I am a realist :(
Blogger AT said...
What's up with that dude's nuts?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A severe case of blue balls because she won't come out of those trousers.
Blogger AT said...
That's what years of wearing tight jeans will do to you.
Blogger Johnny said...
Well, at least they don't (look like) have Nintendo 64-grade graphics.

"buylsat". I think it's telling me to buy something on Saturday.

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