You can't even see the outline of her pants or bra. This will sink without trace. Thousands wasted.
It comes with a strap. You could always just buy the strap. If you're the sort of person inclined toward exercising, you ought to be able to motivate yourself to do it without a fucking avatar yelling positive enforcement messages at you from a TV.
Also for "bachelors" who live in loft apartments.
It'd be cheaper and more satisfying to beat your fists into the sofa cushions to disperse latent rage. WARNING: Don't do that if you're an asthmatic or suffer from a dust allergy. Raging against sofas can kill.
The students in the downstairs bedsit won't be happy.
Needs some knee on display. We'd even settle for a glimpse of toned ankle. Very poor effort. Severely lacking in exploitation. 4/10.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. TWO PHOTOS OF A SLEEPING GERMAN SEGA SATURNS FOR SALE IN SEGAMAT, MALAYSIA SONY TRASHES LITTLEBIGPLANET. FEW REMAINING SONY F... PARTNER REQUIRED FOR ANONYMOUS SUPER MARIO BROS. H... UPDATE: ONE OF KEELEY HOLDING THE BOX LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE SONY PR ERROR ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00044
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I'd leave the woman alone though...
buged - This word is bugged. Suggested fix: Learn to spell.
The woman is shit too, couldn't you get a prettier one?
"buylsat". I think it's telling me to buy something on Saturday.