This thing about a MILF with a heart of gold. This thing about Lucy Pinder and some lies to do with Xbox 360, which got linked to by Kotaku, boosting unique reader numbers into the high teens. This thing about that Tomb Raider internet thing. This thing about a radio that comes in "moss." This thing about game sales around the world in which we forgot to point out that Sony is only three letters away from COCK. This thing about a defibrillator with a face, because we didn't do anything about attractive ladies holding items this week:
Sorry about that.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EA TARGETS MILF DEMOGRAPHIC WITH "EA SPORTS ACTIVE... TWO PHOTOS OF A SLEEPING GERMAN SEGA SATURNS FOR SALE IN SEGAMAT, MALAYSIA SONY TRASHES LITTLEBIGPLANET. FEW REMAINING SONY F... PARTNER REQUIRED FOR ANONYMOUS SUPER MARIO BROS. H... UPDATE: ONE OF KEELEY HOLDING THE BOX LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE SONY PR ERROR
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"OK?"
"YES I LIKE IT HERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR THANKS!"
Mostly due to Lucy Pinder's tits, but one bonus point for Scunthorpe Travelodge.
I might mail her and offer her £40 for full sex, after she's been on telly and is a bit famous.