1: Gears of War 2
2: FIFA 09
3: Fallout 3
4: LittleBigPlanet
5: WWE SmackDown vs.
Raw 2009
6: Professor Layton and the Curious Village)
7: Mario Kart Wii
8: Quantum of Solace
9: Pro Evolution Soccer 2009
10: Wii Fit
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Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY TRASHES LITTLEBIGPLANET. FEW REMAINING SONY F... PARTNER REQUIRED FOR ANONYMOUS SUPER MARIO BROS. H... UPDATE: ONE OF KEELEY HOLDING THE BOX LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE SONY PR ERROR ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00044 LARA CROFT MODEL BEING INTERVIEWED BY A DANE AND G... EUROPEAN HARDWARE SALES FOR 2008 INTERNAL SEGA MERCHANDISE: AWKWARD TRIANGULAR DREA... A MAN'S TOMB RAIDER CROTCH SHOTS
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
but but but IT'S REVOLUTIONARY!
etc etc etc
i've played it in a shop...it's Ok but v sync tears like a mo fo at times
SACKBOY SACKED!
KICKED IN THE SACKS!
DE-SACKED!
SACKBOY SHRIVELED BY THE SIZE OF EPIC'S GEAR!
maybe i've gone too far.
A bit like UKR. And me. But I hate Edge, like UKR and like myself. Hmmm...
Fucking Edge wankers.
Twat! The 'over a month' part of the sentence was referring to Fifa 09.
Also, how many years does this site need to exist before cunts get the message that OF COURSE WE ARE FUCKING BIASED. WE HATE SONY.
Has this post been put up on threespeech or something?
Cunts.
See below...
"...and we all know that sales figures are a measure of quality don't we? Isn't High School Musical a GREAT movie?" No, the public are idiots, but it's just good news. Rejoice in Sony's misery!
"Hooray! More non biased views from MS's favourite website." Who mentioned MS? It just happens they're the ones who sold more games.
"Gears of War 2 has been out for less than a week not "over a month"" - You see how Jax described the 3 games before LBP differently?
keyspe: a newfangled children's spelling activity that ironically got misspelt
Which makes it even sweeter that LBP sold less copies.
"MORE BROWN MORE blah blah"
Fallout3 isn't exactly a colour wonderland now is it?
pedroogi - Pedro's Italian cousin
I couldn't disagree less.
I've never played LBP, so I can't comment on how (un)awesome it is. I just like that fact that it is failing *despite* it's level of awesome.
Easy. PS3 owners are all utter fucking cunts.
Or is that answer too obvious?
I think everyone from UK:Resistance would trade a thousand Xboxes for a SEGA Nomad. You're doing it wrong.
"Be a true gamer and enjoy the games, no matter what the machine."
We do that since 2002, unfortunatly.