This thing which features one of the most astonishing promotional photographs you will ever see. This thing from which you can gain information about what music is OK to like and what music is NOT OK to like. This thing about a PS3 that looks a bit like it'd be nice to have. This thing in which you may accurately gauge how well Nicole Appleton is ageing. This thing about seeing how big things are. This thing about National Stop Running Women Over With Your Car month, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FAT AND UNHEALTHY MEN PROUD TO ENDORSE "GAMER GRUB... SONY ENTERS DEATH SPIRAL - ISSUES PROFIT WARNING O... SONIC'S EXCITING TRIP TO THE CITY! DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE: CUBAN HOTEL ROOM FURN... YOUR LICENSE FEE IS BEING USED TO DISRESPECT SEGA MUTUAL MASTURBATION FRIDAY, AKA PS3 STILL BOTTOM I... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Is this microsofts idea of 'family friendly'?
Also, running prostitutes over doesn't count. I keep trying to tell the police that but they don't listen.
This thing in which a person actually commented on our content on Tech Digest or Xboxer.
Hang in there, it will happen one day.
I suggest we all storm the site with life-sized battery photos.