The one in the sunglasses needs punching first, and hardest, and with the force of TEN THOUSAND HAMMERS. Taking out the rest would be a happy coincidence.
Gamer Grub Endorsed by USA's WCG Gold Medal Halo 3 Team
SAN DIEGO--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Biosilo Foods today announced Gamer Grub received tremendous response for its line of performance snacks at the E for All Expo held at the Los Angeles Convention Center on October 3 – 5, 2008. News coverage of the snack launch included ABC and NBC news, together with numerous online publications.
"From the buzz generated since the launch of Gamer Grub at E for All, we received great response and community feedback," said Keith Mullin, founder and CEO of Biosilo Foods. "We are currently incorporating much of the community feedback into Gamer Grub, prior to its release in early 2009."
Gamer Grub, the Official Snack Supplier for WCG USA 2008, is also endorsed by MoB Gaming—USA's WCG Gold Medal Halo 3 Team. The winning MoB Gaming Halo 3 team is headed to Cologne, Germany on November 5 – 9, 2008, representing the United States in the 80-country WCG 2008 World Grand Final.
"We are proud to have Gamer Grub join the MoB Gaming Family. We snacked on Gamer Grub the entire weekend of E for All, and thought it was amazing," said Joey Yamcharem "Scrubtwista," MoB Deep's Halo 3 team member. "We won the WCG USA, receiving the gold medal in Halo 3. Gamer Grub is the snack of champions."
Gamer Grub is currently offered in four tasty flavors—Pizza Blend, PB&J Blend, Wasabi Blend and Chocolate Blend. Gamer Grub will be available online and at retail stores beginning in 2009. For more information on Gamer Grub, visit www.gamergrub.com.
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Oops.
Little does he know the other fat fuckers are planning to eat him once they've fattened him up with some "Gamer Grub".
and what does MoB mean? is it just an acronym or does the mafia have rackets even in the well-respected competitive sport of halo 3?
and what flavor (or "flavour") of gamer grub powered these enviable young men straight to the top of the dog-eat-dog world known as halo 3 tournaments? i don't recall seeing a "first-person shooter spaghetti" flavor. surely the different kinds aren't all the same sort of low-end gruel that could be eaten interchangably regardless of what genre of game you're playing?
so much to think about. i'm going to take some advil. and then read this article again.
Oh my God.
In the bottom right is when his youth was enough to counteract the sedentary lifestyle and cheeseburgers.
On the bottom left is where the shades come out because he still thinks he's cool and doesn't realise he's sliding into obesity.
Top left is where he's old enough to attempt a goatee which means he doesn't need the shades anymore, but his fitness level requires a sweat band to even move around.
Top right is 30 year old virgin, probably still at home with his mother and spends his spare time masturbating furiously in the bathroom.
Oh fuck that's my life!
"Here's a plastic trophy I earned from a food company spcializing in junk food for gamers given as a reward for my singularly good performance at an Xbox game, a performance backed by years and years of isolated and unrelenting practice at the same computerised tasks. this means I have sacrificed the best years of my life for this trophy alone and have decided upon every waking worning that reality pales in comparison to playing Halo 3 all day long. I'm very proud of it as you can see in this photo taken on the very day ten years I ago that I won. Wanna' put my dick in your mouth now?"
Biosilo Foods' website is 'under construction', too.
The difference is, in The Goonies only one of them could do the Truffle Shuffle.