Utterly. Sensationally. Staggeringly. Poor. Sony, you ought to be embarrassed about this.
Embarrassed and genuinely ashamed. This is an insult in product form.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA WORLD LEAFLETS FROM 1999! SONY PR BLOG "THREE SPEECH" JUMPED SHARK, AT 2:40P... INSANE SEGA/PLAYSTATION BOOTLEG MESS SEGA SATURN "IN STOCK" IN BULGARIA, SEGA-LIKE AIRP... ELECTRONIC ARTS CANCELS PS3 DEVELOPMENT OF RED ALE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00026 BREAKING: MAN HAS DREAMCAST LOGO ON CURTAINS PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: SONY CANCELS "THE GETAWAY 3" SEGA WORLD SYDNEY - PROMOTIONAL VIDEO Wii FAMILY TRAINING'S ODD SLIPPERS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://kotaku.com/5015715/metal-gear-solid-4-the-san-francisco-launch
I haven't seen a turn out like that since, well, Paris in March of 2007.
They'll be packaging power cables along with killzone 2 when it comes out....handy for strangling yourself so you don't have to endure any more rubbish.
Even if this bundle was just for "developing markets" it'd still be the worst example of stock-clearing in history.