"I was just going through the list of meta keywords used on Sony's Three Speech sham blog (don't ask me why) when I noticed something quite peculiar. Among the meta keywords used were the following:
"Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, HD DVD, Eurogamer, Backward compatability"
"Why any of these words would be used to describe the PS3 is beyond me. Anyway. Thought you'd be interested - James."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. GEMMA ATKINSON PROMOTIONAL PHOTO ALERT! GEMMA ATKI... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00017 ULTIMATELY PIMPED SEGA LOVE WAGON "PROOF SONIC AND TAILS ARE GAY" QUITE POSSIBLY THE POOREST PHOTOGRAPHY YET TO HIT ... POLICE GETTING URBAN WITH 'PROJECT GAMERZ' ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00016
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
meta name="keywords" content="Gemma Atkinson, Ulala Cosplay, Cream Cosplay, Lara Croft Erection, Ulala Upskirt, Richard Jacques, Emily Booth, Restraining Order"