This thing about no one being bothered to bend down and turn the plug off. This thing about cross-promotional marketing, MySpace still being "going" and episodes of Columbo. This thing about Brain Training, because we are contractually obliged to pretend we think Wii is a proper games machine once in a while. This thing about the informal Stupidest People of the Year competition the entire world seems to be running at the moment. This thing about something called "Pootie Tang." This thing about the Canon EF1200mm zoom lens, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ULTIMATELY PIMPED SEGA LOVE WAGON "PROOF SONIC AND TAILS ARE GAY" QUITE POSSIBLY THE POOREST PHOTOGRAPHY YET TO HIT ... POLICE GETTING URBAN WITH 'PROJECT GAMERZ' ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00016 PS3 ABANDONED - WHILE DREAMCAST STANDS IMMORTALISE... THE 1995 SEGA SCHOOLS MARKETING PROJECT THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
-koval-