Gemma's co-hosting Play.com Live with perennial games presenter Iain Lee. We're not entirely convinced Gemma knows very much about games, but that's unlikely to have been the main reason she was booked.
"Proof, if it were needed, that the Wii does indeed not make you fit in any way. And don't judge me for having been to The Sun website, I just go there to read the articles (and find out what's happening on the latest witch hunt). Cheers - Ben."
Iain Lee's got a bit fat.
This is the first time we have ever wanted to "be" Iain Lee.
Imagine how much more relaxing it would be, dear Gemma, if you were to actually turn the fucking TV on. This show is going to be a disaster.
Attending still appeals.
Yes! Gemma hates Iain Lee just as much as we hate Iain Lee! We will add this to the list of things we have in common with Gemma Atkinson: 1. A hatred of Iain Lee.
She has legs, and knows how to use them. We doubt she's quite as adept with a Wii controller.
Go on, Iain, try to get off with her after the show. It'd be a massive victory for the common and slightly geeky man.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Plus, in every photot he looks like he's running through all his various cum-faces.
For shame.
Xbox and PS3 pads. Rock and roll.
Nice down-the-shirt shot on the last image, shame Ian Lee spoils the view.
Also, where the fuck is the hi-res of those thighs? THOSE THIGHS.
OH GOD.
http://www.gamersyde.com/stream_6193_en.html
confirmation that Sega still remeber that Alexx Kidd existed
bonus point for the dawrf from golden axe too ...and i think that the shenmue dude wasn't confirmed yet =D
Now I understand why Play.com didn't invite us to film there as they knew we'd just take the piss constantly :D
Gemma deserves better.
Which is all wrong.
qieukp - the sound of aforementioned gut-dropping.
He's now on Virgin Sunday nights, but there's some vintage stuff on old LBC podcasts.
I also play with him on Xbox Live and he's a thoroughly nice bloke; e.g. I got kicked for having a low ping so he quit and started a new server so I could join him, and when some kids had a go at me for not realising it was pistols only he had a sharp witted go at them on my behalf. I harnessed his power and influence.
Good on you, Gemma.
Nice boobs too - but look out, TV's Iain Lee seems to be catching up!