This thing which is, on the surface, about boring cross-promotional media deals. But is actually just an excuse to link to an amazing YouTube clip of an Airbus A310 nearly crashing at an air show. This thing in which we casually, and some might say effortlessly, slip the old agenda onto a Nintendo blog. Just for fun. This thing about people that needs to done gone gets themselves a-killed. Or at least segregated off from everyone else and chemically castrated. This thing about a collapse in the meat-based dog industry. This thing about something to do with the Eee PC that happened somewhere foreign, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 ABANDONED - WHILE DREAMCAST STANDS IMMORTALISE... THE 1995 SEGA SCHOOLS MARKETING PROJECT LATE/EARLY SHENMUE VALENTINE CARD CASUALTIES OF WAR: PHIL HARRISON QUITS SONY NOTICE OF SITE CLOSURE IN JUNE RUSSIAN SONIC COSPLAY (ALSO INCLUDES CREAM AND AMY... CHINESE SEGA GAME GEAR CHRISTMAS DECORATION THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Qzlyqad - one of the game names Rowlings rejected while writing Harry Potter. Something to do with warming prefect's toilet seats.
You can't write shit like that...