A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 ABANDONED - WHILE DREAMCAST STANDS IMMORTALISE... THE 1995 SEGA SCHOOLS MARKETING PROJECT LATE/EARLY SHENMUE VALENTINE CARD CASUALTIES OF WAR: PHIL HARRISON QUITS SONY NOTICE OF SITE CLOSURE IN JUNE RUSSIAN SONIC COSPLAY (ALSO INCLUDES CREAM AND AMY... CHINESE SEGA GAME GEAR CHRISTMAS DECORATION ONE OF THE MANY AWESOME THINGS THAT HAPPENS IN SEG... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
You can get an extra 5% (£15) off with a Varsity Bars discount card as well.
Word verification: pckyl. E.g. Sony was in a pckyl this week when it announced the delay of Gran Turismo 5.
And since it doesn't have an HDMI cable, you'd be much better off buying a Dreamcast with Daytona, Sega GT, Sega Rally 2, Crazy Taxi and 18 Wheeler. I bet GT5 doesn't have crazy taxies or trucks to race... and with all that money you saved you could buy a 360.
and with all that money you saved you could buy a 360.
Yeah right, like that would be a money saving plan. With the PS3 you buy it and then it just sits there all day, not costing you a penny. If you bought the 360, you'd have all kinds of great games you'd want to buy, and then you'd be out all kinds of money buying them. The PS3 is actually a much cheaper bet in the long run, as there's really nothing else for you to do with it once it's bought. It's part of the ten year plan.
* Buy PS3.
* Save money for ten years.
* Put a down payment on the PS4.
* Look forward to PS5 (which will launch with Metal Gear 4).