First of all, there's the SEGA logo. It looks sharp and vibrant on that black background!
Then there's the logo for developer Sumo Digital! If Sumo Digital's involved, we know we're in for a Triple-A thrill ride!
Then there's the logo for Criware! If Criware's involved, we know we're in for a game built on a fully stable middleware environment!
Then there's a logo for the game itself. Thank god they're not just re-using old Sonic Adventure artwork. This is totally custom - clearly the budget for this production was BLOCKBUSTING.
Then you get to watch the intro movie! The intro movie tells you to "press start" to skip it, although it's such a great intro movie we doubt you'll want to! In fact, we can't EVER imagine a time when we would want to skip this intro movie. It's THAT GOOD!
Then, once you press start, up comes the proper in-game press start screen with its glorious blue sky background. Come back tomorrow to see what happens AFTER this subsequent start request...
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I'm assuming this is something to do with someone high up in Sega Europe knowing what we want, if this is true, they should be in charge of all console development for Sega, and leave the Japanese AM teams making arcade games.
...as for the SEGA USA people - have they actually done anything good since the STI/Megadrive/Early Saturn years?
Someone needs to break into Sega Japan and break Yu Suzuki out of the dark dungeon they've got him locked up in.
if only the real sky looked that blue and beautiful.
Highlight of my day, making a "ha ha you made a typo" post.
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