Some people in middle England might actually believe this is what gamers look and live like.
This one is for Glamour magazine to use when it does a feature about My Weight Loss Coach, and how My Weight Loss Coach is really opening up gaming to women.
This one is for FHM. Or the FHM Fashion special they do occasionally. That plastic thing's a "pedomoter" - which the game uses to count how long you've been sitting motionless for.
Stuff magazine might use this one to illustrate the technical aspects of it.
The police will use this one, to illustrate how NOT to carry around your gadgets in urban areas.
Glamour magazine again.
This one was surely just taken for us to take the piss out of, as even having the piss taken out of your product on UKR counts as a beneath-the-line, sub-viral marketing success in some quarters.
This one's for no one to ever use.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THREE SPEECH IN META KEYWORD SHAME GEMMA ATKINSON PROMOTIONAL PHOTO ALERT! GEMMA ATKI... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00017 ULTIMATELY PIMPED SEGA LOVE WAGON "PROOF SONIC AND TAILS ARE GAY" QUITE POSSIBLY THE POOREST PHOTOGRAPHY YET TO HIT ... POLICE GETTING URBAN WITH 'PROJECT GAMERZ' ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00016
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
They rehash a whole line of games without any real innovation. Their DLC packages generally are pointless wastes of trash. And they treat their fans like shit (Chaos Theory DLC farce, I'm looking at you).
And then there's the French connection....
eodbggg: I can't think of anything specific, it just LOOKS funny.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ubisoft