A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHO'S BEEN COMEDY-EDITING WIKIPEDIA? ATEI ARCADE SHOW 2008 - VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND WE E... WE'D LIKE ONE OF THESE T-SHIRTS. PLEASE. ATEI ARCADE SHOW 2008 - VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND WE E... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00012 SOMEONE FINALLY MANNED UP AND GOT THEIR CAMERA OUT... GIZMONDO MAKING A COMEBACK - WE WILL FINALLY HAVE ... A BIG PHOTO OF SONIC SELLING BURGERS THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Also, I wanted this duvet cover set but my parents bought me a Popeye one instead because it was cheaper and they thought I'd like it equally as much.
I didn't though.
It ended up getting ripped and I managed to get the dog blamed for it.
I think my brother has it now
Unforgivable!
the more I read this site the more I curse how much I have in common with it's audience :(
no offence
Word verification: ylexh - Text speak for 'yer legs hurt?'... in Scotland.
He: "Do you want to come in for coffee?"
She: "Sure, ok, just for a minute"
She (aside): I know I've had 15 bottles of Hooch but he seems quite sexy.
...
/cut to upstairs landing
She (giggling): "Funny that you only have a TV in your bedroom"
He (closing door behind them): "Prepare to be impressed"
/He turns on the light and points at Sonic duvet
She (sobbing and suddenly sober): "Oh God"
He: "I know! Isn't it awesome"
/cut to taxi
Not to be continued
Probably have it all somewhere. To be fair I'd rather have a Sonic calendar (for example) than a nudey ladies one. Just so much class.
ibinwm - the new mobile operating system
I think the reason why I hate the sonic games so much is because I loved the merchandise Oh!...so much more
I wonder if they ever appeased the idiot manchild market and made a double bed version.