Which one is the bad?
Is it this? The dreamy PAL box art which looks lovely and just like the Dreamcast box art we spent several years imagining appearing on Gamespress?
Or is this the bad thing, in which NiGHTS speaks and seems to have the voice of a small girl? It's NiGHTS and SEGA so we're not allowed to be negative. Not even in private or inside our heads.
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How come, even the first Pandemonium had better textures !!
Gosh, screw you, Sega !
I can't wait to see what Sega to do Ryu when they make Shenmue III. Perhaps Lan-Di can castrate him so he can have a "cutesy" high-pitched cartoon voice too.
Word verification: bzuutol- a kind of toilet bleach?
They need to do a carbon copy of that Conkers but with Sonic.
Sonic would be boss calling people motherfuckers and Asda Extra Special Bandits.
Conker only worked because he was a new character. Changing an existing one to match that won't work.
Oh god, this is awful. Simply awful. And Reala's redesign looks freaking ugly as well.
I will buy the game nonetheless in the hope that at least the gameplay hasn't been fagged up entirely.
Would it be about Shadow the Hedgehog with guns saying DAMN every other word?
I do not think that would be as good as you think it would be.
Considering NiGHTS was never on Dreamcast, I'd say no.
The way Sega have tried to make the design more "Kiddy Cartoon Show" ... is very sad.
Nights sounds ridiculous. Why does he sound like a middleclass 10-year-old from Surrey???
What ever the reason: woman designer, moron designer, producers messing around? .... It's a tragic choice.
Things like this fuel the debate: "Games were better in the 90s/80s"
:( Another reason to feel sad.
"Is it this? The dreamy PAL box art which looks lovely and just like the Dreamcast box art we spent several years imagining appearing on Gamespress?"
Considering NiGHTS was never on Dreamcast, I'd say no.
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Trunks, I have no idea what you're saying. He didn't say it was on the Dreamcast.