Overclovers UK, generously chucking out a standard £179 Wii for £328.99 to make many a child's dream come true this Christmas - a dream that will be cruelly SHATTERED when daddy gets put in prison by the credit card company early next year.
Then there's quite a leap to this man. You have to respect him for trying, but suggesting you buy a Wii for £30,000 so you can "get in the papers" as the country's biggest idiot is PURE GOLD. At least he's not overcharging for postage - at only £1 he's making a loss on that.
And the winner! An Irish man selling a Wii for £1,000,000 on Buy It Now, or a much more reasonable £60,000 if you can wait and don't have to have it immediately. He is also using the "get in the papers" angle.
SOME OTHER ARSEHOLE:£14,999 with half of that going to charity. The other half is going to a man in exchange for him posting you a Wii. At least he's not charging extra for postage.
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I have another if anyone wants it, a bargain at £200 :(
Why would you want to get in the papers anyway? Isn't the rush because people are buying them as Christmas presents? Is it all a plot to ruin little Johnny's Christmas by letting him see what he'll be getting AND proving there's no Father Christmas at the same time?
Indeed you will, under the banner headline 'FUCKING IDIOT BUYS WII FROM OTHER FUCKING IDIOT'
aiaikf - something to do with Monkey Ball. I'm too angry to come up with something funny.
Guy who sold it me has prolly hung himself now.
Word verification - dckdj - I think we all know a few of those...
HI im thinking about placing a bid on this item, I cant quite meet the £1000000 buy it now.
Would you accept say £200 including delivery?
munnbapa = What has said the seller when saw that someone has bid xD
I already owned a GameCube. They should've just sent me out the remote in the mail like they did with those crappy straps and bubble-wrap condoms.
One bid one the £30,000.
It's times like this I get shameless and wish I had a Wii to sell.