Just write Super Mario Galaxy 333 times, then 'Yeah!' and that'll cover it.

What about a 'Top Ten PS3 games of 2007'?

If anyone could write 1000 words on that I'd be REALLY impressed.

qhzycmbd = Queasy Cumberbund

As documented elsewhere, I played Uncharted - it's awesome.

Which makes it all the more satisfying to see it flop into the charts at a miserable number 28.

Well if Zorg can say it, so can I. Uncharted is awesome. One of the best games I have played in a long time. Sorry

iundyh - how hyundai should be spelt.

Well if we're all doing it. I played Jeff Gerstmann. It was ugly.

6/10

Wasn't Animal Crossing: WW still available in stores in 2007? If so, game of the year. Again.

I didn't play Uncharted. See, I'm straight. Then again, you guys are from Singapore or Krypton, or one of those other weird countries over there in Paris, so maybe it's not gay over there to like gay games for a gay system.

Colin: Damn straight. You go right back to your Gears of War and Wrestlemania games. Just the thought of all those rippling muscles and prickly facial hair gives me goosebumps. And a rash.

Colin, stop pretending to be an American when we all know you're Canadian and even closer to the French than we are.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, you know.


tejhlaw: l33t speak for that Prodigy song from years back.

Ooshka said...

Colin, stop pretending to be an American when we all know you're Canadian and even closer to the French than we are.
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Curse me and my being from a place with a decent grasp on geography. At least the French here invented this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine

That makes them half as gay as the French people across the pond.

Resident said...

Colin: Damn straight. You go right back to your Gears of War and Wrestlemania games. Just the thought of all those rippling muscles and prickly facial hair gives me goosebumps. And a rash.
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Actually, I mostly play Sonic... on the Genesis. That or Zillion on my Master System. Also, I play a lot of Atari. Like straight people. Enjoy your somewhat interactive movies on whatever the fuck you're playing.

Colin: I meant genetically, not geographically, clearly. I'm English, not American, and therefore not that fucking dense.

And why have you become so aggressive all of a sudden? I think it's either American foreign policy seeping into your subconcious by living so close to them, or alternatively you're vehemently trying to deny your homosexuality to the point where it's actually pretty bloody obvious.

Word verification: mrjrx - A male porn actor, and husband of mrsjrx

Ooshka said...

Colin: I meant genetically, not geographically, clearly. I'm English, not American, and therefore not that fucking dense.

And why have you become so aggressive all of a sudden? I think it's either American foreign policy seeping into your subconcious by living so close to them, or alternatively you're vehemently trying to deny your homosexuality to the point where it's actually pretty bloody obvious
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Sorry, I wasn't trying to imply you were dense. My "good grasp on geography" comment was meant to imply I thought it was clear a Canadian would know you guys aren't really from Paris, or Krypton. Thus, my fake stupidity wasn't fooling anyone. It didn't mean to imply you had a poor grasp of geography. Regarding us being closer to the French, I assumed you meant because of Quebec.

I'm not trying to be aggressive. I thought the "whatever the fuck" line in the last post might have read that way, but it was simply meant to show my distaste for 99% of high profile modern games. It wasn't meant to sound aggressive. I only get aggressive when people put down Atari games or systems. Even the Jaguar. Especially the Jaguar.