This thing about Condemned 2 which is quite an awful piece and one of the top ten things we're ashamed about having put on the internet. This thing which was a factual update about energy production! This thing about an iPhone PlayStation emulator which was quite boring, but fucking Engadget linked to it so it inadvertently took on some sort of major global importance for about 24 hours. This thing which is a lazy review of the Xbox Live Video Store. This thing in which we took great pleasure from slagging off PS3 on a site that's essentially 'about' PS3. This thing about a widescreen projector, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAYSTATION2 STILL OUTSELLING PLAYSTATION3 SONY EXPLAINS WHAT A PS3 IS FOR ORANGE BOX: "THE PS3 VERSION IS WITHOUT A DOUBT IN... Wii RAPE ALARM: WEEKEND TRIPLE-TEAM SPECIAL Wii RAPE ALARM: 'SPORTS PACK' FOR £299 ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00007 Wii RAPE ALARM: Wii PLUS 84 GAMES FOR SALE! FOR A ... DREAMCAST WAS "COMMONPLACE" IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC Wii RAPE ALARM: 'ENVELOPE MAN' IS HAVING ANOTHER G... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
2/10. No candy for you.
qbrdha - exclaimation by a dyslexic magician
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( It's probably got a fucking stupid name like Tyson, Lennox or Killer! )