"I've included some pictures of a Sonic The Hedgehog air-freshener that I found in my loft."
"I remember badgering my dad to buy it from Halfords in 1992. I knew that once it stopped freshening the air, my dad would give it to me."
"The fucker lasted ages though. It still smells now. The only reason my dad gave it to me was because he was sick of the headaches the foul scent gave him every time he drove anywhere. It smells like a tramp's foreskin - Phorenzik."
Thank god for the detailed description. Writing four captions about the various sides of a plastic Sonic air freshener would've been rather challenging.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00008 PLAYSTATION2 STILL OUTSELLING PLAYSTATION3 SONY EXPLAINS WHAT A PS3 IS FOR ORANGE BOX: "THE PS3 VERSION IS WITHOUT A DOUBT IN... Wii RAPE ALARM: WEEKEND TRIPLE-TEAM SPECIAL Wii RAPE ALARM: 'SPORTS PACK' FOR £299 ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00007 Wii RAPE ALARM: Wii PLUS 84 GAMES FOR SALE! FOR A ... DREAMCAST WAS "COMMONPLACE" IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Why the fuck would Sonic need a car?
He wouldn't. Just like Spider-Man doesn't need a car or bike, even though the movie toys have him driving both.
The rage of an impatient Sonic fan has no words.