This is making us incandescent with rage - and we couldn't give a toss about Wii. Imagine how bad some poor dad must be feeling, under pressure to deliver a Wii this Christmas, faced with this sort of shameful rip-off everywhere he turns. It's enough to trigger a festive suicide.
They're feeling bad about it. But are STILL DOING IT.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00007 Wii RAPE ALARM: Wii PLUS 84 GAMES FOR SALE! FOR A ... DREAMCAST WAS "COMMONPLACE" IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC Wii RAPE ALARM: 'ENVELOPE MAN' IS HAVING ANOTHER G... Wii RAPE ALARM: EBAY SELLER LAUNCHES 'ENVELOPE RAF... THE *NEW* WORLD'S WORST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! SEGA HAD ACCESS TO A CELEBRITY! ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00006 THE MARIO AND SONIC LAUNCH CEREMONY Wii RAPE ALARM: MICRO DIRECT WANTS 352 QUID
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/rumor/is-sega-working-on-dreamcast-2-330869.php
COULD IT BE TRUE?
Maybe this news could be an excuse to do a proper post with lots of pictures with alt text and everything. Maybe it deserves an honourary Employee of the Year?
Maybe?
I fucking warn you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yqQfVML74c
:(
although maybe they just don't tell sega US anything. the fact that charlie scibetta has to 'look into the reasons why the trademark was updated' suggests nobody talks to him and he sits alone in his office all day