This thing about Ninja Gaiden 2, because it's the only game keeping us alive with hope right now. This thing about an idea for an exciting new way to waste everyone's time that MTV had. This thing about FIFA Street 3 of all things. This thing about the Xbox Live Video Store, because it's easiest writing about things you already sort of know about. This thing about Korean ladies displaying a bus, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A must try harder C+.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. Wii RAPE ALARM: Wii PLUS 84 GAMES FOR SALE! FOR A ... DREAMCAST WAS "COMMONPLACE" IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC Wii RAPE ALARM: 'ENVELOPE MAN' IS HAVING ANOTHER G... Wii RAPE ALARM: EBAY SELLER LAUNCHES 'ENVELOPE RAF... THE *NEW* WORLD'S WORST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! SEGA HAD ACCESS TO A CELEBRITY! ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00006 THE MARIO AND SONIC LAUNCH CEREMONY Wii RAPE ALARM: MICRO DIRECT WANTS 352 QUID RETAILERS RAPING Wii CUSTOMERS
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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One on the right, looks like she is a he and is hiding a large pair of testicles beneath the skirt.
Word verification:whbbk
James Bond's signature weapon upside-down...
(fucking tenuous I know)
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