FROM THIS MAN: "I recently visited a friend in China when I spotted this distressingly familiar 'cat' in a department store, inexplicably facing the shoe section. The harrowing expression on the nearby mannequin's face was pretty much akin to my own - Tom."
"PS: I have some photos of 'Sonic poetry' which adorned the walls of a SegaWorld in Japan, if you'd be interested."
ARE WE INTERESTED IN SONIC POETRY?
Shit yes.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT EXPLAINING IT EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABO... ANOTHER FAILED SONY FORMAT STRIPPED FROM BARGAIN B... PLAYSTATION3 INSULT OF THE DAY! PS3 LIE WATCH: EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'THE PS3... PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: PHIL HARRISON ON WHY SONY WON'... "IT IS ALL SONY'S FAULT" FOR MAGAZINE CLOSURE A FRENCHMAN HAS ALL THE SONIC POGZ
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Terrible...
Said "my balls have swelled up something chronic",
Cream waggled her bits
and said "come on my tits",
But they decided to keep it platonic.
Also, I like the poem but would like to suggest a few alterations... as soon as I find something that somehow rhymes with both Sonic and "Donkey Punch".
Also, that mannequin reminds me of Max Headroom. http://podserve.biggu.com/podcast/coverart/675/max_headroom.jpg
An anime version of him at least.