"This is all part of a very carefully thought-out plan"
- Ray Maguire, SCEE, today.
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
“If the product was too expensive, of course they’re going to feel ‘anti’, but now I imagine there will be some changing of attitudes,” he said.
Somehow I think this counts as another lie.
"Yeah, I don't want to play any of those low-def games anymore, high def is where it's at, makes the graphics way better. I mean, who wants to play PS2 games these days?"
Wanker.
nekman: a tall person with extremely short legs and torso.
I met Gary once. He sometimes e-mails me when I've e-mailed him first. When I met him, he was really polite and let his girlfriend draw on him alot.
Just a hunch.
The following statement is 100% irony and sarcasm free - Congratulations Zorg.
Just a hunch."
Look at that, you mention you've met Gary Cutlack and they all want a peice. You're hunch is WRONG.
Have you recently moved jobs after a very long stint at the former company?
Sorry Zorg, but these awards are officially null and void.