I'm still waiting for the pink one.

and yeah, what's the name of that white?

WANKER WHITE!

whenge

Should be "you're".

Looks like they are trying to sell and Xbox 360 that doesn't play 360 or PS2 games!

We're as far as daily insults now...

Well maybe we wouldn't have to insult Sony every day if they didn't come up with a different fucking way of pissing on the videogame buying public's chips every day.

doavvu: Iranu!

Oh well, at least they didn't hike the price for the paint used to paint over the black ones.

Sony are the ones doing the insulting. We're innocent victims in all of this.

Can someone give Sony a call and ask them what the FUCK is going through their heads? Jesus H. Christ in a donkey derby, this is worse than when it was released, in terms of the sheer amount of wankery that's being achieved on a daily basis.

I cant keep up must be my age, how many different versions of the PS£ are there now????

Shigeru: Damn! we're selling so bad... What does the wii and 360 have that we don't?

The guy with the confident face sitting next to shigeru: Well, they all have white consoles.

Shigeru: PAINT OURS WHITE WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR???


too lazy to photoshop it...

inodetelic:

Was that intentionally stupid?

zwizpvip: A french Wisp of great importance

Yes shigeru has defected to Sony. It's still under wraps but thanks to the newly-devised Console Person Exchange Program (CPEP), Kutaragi didn't just step DOWN, he stepped SIDEWAYS.

Sideways into Nintendo, that is, where Reggie was waiting for him with some Virtual Boys and E45 cream.

At the same time, Shigeru Miyamoto stepped sideways into Sony to fix up their shizzle.

Shiggsy would never actually defect, so instead he tells them a white PS3 will surely trounce the Wii (which, coincidentally, is yet to be released in any other colour).

More to the point, how exactly do all these PS3s affect us lot? I haven't got a PS3 (anymore), and I can't see how ten variations of the PS3 being introduced is going to ruin my buying a PS3 later on down the line. You'd have to be the biggest twat alive if you read a blog like UKR and still get angry/confused. And if Sony confuses some grandmas, who gives a shit?

Just take solace in your Megadrive/Saturn/Dreamcast/Modded XBox with Megadrive roms

I either want the white one to match my Wii, or a beige one to symbolise the joy the two consoles bring me.

haiejf - A karate master meeting Jeff.

I didn't realize there existed those this bitter about not being able to afford a PS3. Regardless, I prefer black, but hell if I know what Japanese tastes are.

Given that many of the people posting here will be doing so using PCs (with the odd fruit using a Mac), I somehow doubt that their stance has anything to do with "affordability". No, it's more to do with the fact that the PS3 is an Independence Day mothership sized lemon with no games and the continuing threat of knee-jerk price movements and model updates that do nothing but devalue the commitment of all existing owners and make the rest of us wonder if we too will be made to look like chumps the moment we buy one. By the way, I presume from the way you've spelt "realize" that you're an American, and in which case you should know that your date format sucks.

yeah, that guy.

thwartedefforts said:
By the way, I presume from the way you've spelt "realize" that you're an American, and in which case you should know that your date format sucks.
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If he's from the U.S., chances are he was too busy banging his mother/sister/farm animal to spell it correctly.