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And so, one by one, all the brilliant things that made Dreamcast so good are trickling down to Wii. Proof, if more was needed, that Dreamcast was eight years ahead of its time. If only SEGA had marketed it to four-year-olds, the elderly and the disabled, things could've turned out very differently.


SEGA BASS FISHING ON Wii!

Obviously the, er, amazing power of Wii has, er, made the game look much better than it ever did on Dreamcast. The font on that score is definitely a bit sharper.


SEGA BASS FISHING ON Wii!

And Wii has made the fishing line look a bit bluer.


SEGA BASS FISHING ON Wii!

Of course it's hard to accurately compare modern games to Dreamcast games, thanks to the rose-tinted eye implants and the fact that denying Dreamcast's awesomeness and the holocaust of its death, even in hindsight, is still considered a war crime.


SEGA BASS FISHING ON Wii!

As long as they don't remake Daytona USA for Wii. Playing it on a small child's plastic steering wheel would be one step too far for what's left of our dignity.


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WHEN WILL IT LEARN?
Blogger james said...
i think the phrase is "proof, if proof be need be."
Blogger Jawatron said...
if proof be need be?
what the fuck kind of stupid phrase is that?

are you sure it isnt 'if proof be needed'? or 'if proof need be'?
Blogger Caleb said...
I have four of the fishing rod controllers for the Dreamcast version.

I highly doubt that using a Wiimote will be as satisfying as hearing the controller go *click click* when you reel in your line. Or maybe they will make the little speaker make the noise. It still won’t be the same though.

In any rate it would below my dignity to play any other version other than the Dreamcast one.
Blogger Saphion said...
If it's true about the Dreamcast to Wii thing, where the fuck is my Phantasy Star Online then, SEGA?

And don't even think you can fob me off with that Phantasy Star Universe shit.
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Blogger Mentski said...
"Aww, Small one?"

Only the original coming out, then? Admittedly, Bass Fishing 2 lacked the personality, but Marine Fishing frickin' ruled.

And the wimote's going to be shit compared to the original controller.

FISH!
Blogger MarioMark said...
Saphion said: "If it's true about the Dreamcast to Wii thing, where the fuck is my Phantasy Star Online then, SEGA?

And don't even think you can fob me off with that Phantasy Star Universe shit."

Yeah what a let down that shit was! Also MS Word doesn't know how to spell the word Phantasy either!
Blogger Warmwaterpenguin said...
So, in other interesting news, Sonic (and Super Sonic) are in Smash Brothers.

Welcome back Dreamcast? Let's wait for a new Sonic Adventure.

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Blogger Mark said...
jawatron: "Proof if proof be need be" is a Chris Morrisism from The Day Today.
Blogger Scarred Star said...
oh for fuck sake i see another stupid wiimote add on
Blogger Jawatron said...
I guess my relgious learning of Chris Morris scripts is lacking. I'l have to flagellate myself for the next two hours now.

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