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Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAYSTATION3 INSULT OF THE DAY! PS3 LIE WATCH: EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'THE PS3... PS3 LIE WATCH GOLD: PHIL HARRISON ON WHY SONY WON'... "IT IS ALL SONY'S FAULT" FOR MAGAZINE CLOSURE A FRENCHMAN HAS ALL THE SONIC POGZ THE ABSOLUTE SHAME OF SONY'S 40GB PS3 NiGHTS IN SICK BOTTOM-TOUCHING SHAME *UPDATE* BRAND NEW ADULT PROFESSIONAL HEDGEHOG MAS... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
what the fuck kind of stupid phrase is that?
are you sure it isnt 'if proof be needed'? or 'if proof need be'?
I highly doubt that using a Wiimote will be as satisfying as hearing the controller go *click click* when you reel in your line. Or maybe they will make the little speaker make the noise. It still won’t be the same though.
In any rate it would below my dignity to play any other version other than the Dreamcast one.
And don't even think you can fob me off with that Phantasy Star Universe shit.
Only the original coming out, then? Admittedly, Bass Fishing 2 lacked the personality, but Marine Fishing frickin' ruled.
And the wimote's going to be shit compared to the original controller.
FISH!
And don't even think you can fob me off with that Phantasy Star Universe shit."
Yeah what a let down that shit was! Also MS Word doesn't know how to spell the word Phantasy either!
Welcome back Dreamcast? Let's wait for a new Sonic Adventure.
Dgvbaj - Digital virtual Indian Restauran