Then he would fly off with Tails on a little red aeroplane, laughing about it, off home to see Cream, who's very excited to see him and eager to hear his tales of victory (insert 500 words of erotic fan fiction).
This is NONSENSE. We clearly remember the end movie of Sonic CD, where Sonic had the ability to spin SO FAST he could smash robotic enemies in HALF. Mario's fleshy belly would be spread to the four winds in a flash if this was the real Sonic and not some cross-promotional marketing-lead imposter.
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
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5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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Why can't Sega make another worthy 2D Sonic?
what other fukin gay theeries do u have? r u going 2 post on ur gay little fagert blog that u think neo could beat superman LMAO
Sir - you are a legend.
This sonic would rape you and then make you pay for the taxi to the police station too. It's not the done thing.
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Is Sonic unlockable in Tekken 6
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They were going to include him, but I think they were having trouble cramming even Sonic into a game that shitty. It was really sad, because after Shadow the Hedgehog, they were of the belief that there wasn't a game bad enough that Sonic physically couldn't be placed in it.
Word verification: izmfifa
It has Fifa in it, so I imagine the people on here from places that like football would have something clever to say. All I know about the sport is that most everyone in it goes down crying and clutching their leg if you so much as look in their direction, and that the only fights in the sport occur in the stands. Oh, and most of the players are gay.
Then Cream gave Sonic the 'look' and they all had sex in all three positions and they all camed. Despite the fact Cream was only rimmed.
I think it means love?
I mean, it's not like Mario would have a cat in hell's chance beating Sonic in the Olympics if he didn't, he must be a fair sportsman.
Looking at the trailer somehow Nintendo are making Sonic look 100 times better in this, than Sega are making him look in their Olympic title.
Mainly because they seem to be basing it on shit modern Sonic circa the Adventure era, instead of the current even shitter modern Sonic that gets kissed by humans and brought back from death.
He even gets to knock Mario on his arse in the trailer, which is better than what he seems to be able to do in a 100m dash, an event which he should be able to win without thinking.
Maybe there's some kind of "Self Depreciating" clause in the cross-promotion contract.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/128405
ok its rubbish but it will induce epilepsy. And it made my hangover worse.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKG-T8M88YQ