SONY'S REMAINING OPTIONS:A 30GB hard drive and three USB ports A 120GB hard drive and five USB ports A 320GB hard drive and one USB port No PS3 with no hard drive and no USB ports
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "IT IS ALL SONY'S FAULT" FOR MAGAZINE CLOSURE A FRENCHMAN HAS ALL THE SONIC POGZ THE ABSOLUTE SHAME OF SONY'S 40GB PS3 NiGHTS IN SICK BOTTOM-TOUCHING SHAME *UPDATE* BRAND NEW ADULT PROFESSIONAL HEDGEHOG MAS... BRAND NEW ADULT PROFESSIONAL HEDGEHOG MASCOT COSTU... IT'S TIME TO START GETTING EXCITED ABOUT SOUL CALI... RICHARD JACQUES AND HIS AMAZING HORN BBC USES KILLZONE 2 TO PROMOTE HALO 3 THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.