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Magnificent! We can only assume this is a German celebrity who put in a brief appearance on the Sony stand at Leipzig. Can a German confirm this, please?
Blogger u reek ! said...
Not a celebrity, but a really bad wannabe-gangster "Rapper" from Germany ! He´s not popular here anymore, and honestly never was. The Name is S.I.D.O., which translated stands for "Super-Intelligent-Drug-Addict" ! This guy and the toilets are perfect to represent the CrapStation3 !
Blogger Frederik Jurk said...
What are talking about? SIDO was a landslide success, and was the first artist to start a new wave of german (mostly Berlin-based) rap. Nowadays another dude called Bushido is even more successful, even beating stuff like the new 50cent Album in the charts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7MYsGRN8OU

Hiphop really annoys me most of the time, but I thought Sido was pretty funny. He started a couple of controversies over explicit content, but that´s just because all of a sudden german mothers could understand what their kids are listening to.
Blogger Nick said...
Either way, he still looks like a dick.
Blogger u reek ! said...
First of all, german charts are a joke, because most germans have a really retarded taste in music. Plus, I am from Berlin myself and I am listening to german rap since ten years, so I can honestly say that: 1. He is not a Gangster 2. He does not rap very well 3. He is everything but a celebrity !!! Btw u suck just for mentioning Bushido...
Blogger Ooshka said...
Bollocks to SIDO - could someone explain to me why the fuck you'd want a TV IN the fucking floor?

I can't think of anything more impractical, other than a PS3.

tdgopttu - coughing up an exceptionally large chunk of phlegm.
Blogger John said...
He is probably most famous for his first hit, Arschficksong which translates as Arse fuck song. see http://en.wikipedia.org/Sido (rapper)

(all non germans can ignore the following) Whether you like him and his music or not he is a celebrity in Germany after all he has appeared many times on shows such as TV Total and MTV Masters unlike the majority of the German rap scene, apart from him only Bushido has any mainstream recognition outside of hip-hop.

bprvnzew - Bushido in polish
Blogger Dylan said...
Ali G-erman.
Blogger arancarlisle said...
I think SIDO just clinched the 2007 International Douchebag of the Year Award.
Blogger Lord Onan said...
He looks like Ben Affleck.
Blogger Ino said...
The guy with the umbro shirt in the back. That's me.
Blogger Matt said...
He's got a mouth like a fanny. Does this make it Queef-Rap?
Blogger Justin said...
Celebrities are a waste of air.

That's why Sonic is so fantastic.

lgcotcz - little german celebs are the crappy zeitgeist.
Blogger mark.schutz said...
All you need to know about the germans taste in music is that they LOVE David Hasselhoff.

Nuff said.
Blogger Benjamin said...
This just in! In other breaking news... We are getting reports that the French absolutely love Jerry Lewis. We'll stick with this story no matter how many dead horses we have to beat!
Blogger Anthony Barret said...
Kraftwerk is the best acid music ever.
Blogger Ben said...
He's got 'aggro' tattooed on his arm= Instant tit
Blogger Saphion said...
Why is he dressed as a stereotypical chav twat? Is there some kind of appeal in looking like a complete arse?
Blogger Jawatron said...
His beard is wonky and his lipstick is off... just like my mum.
Blogger John said...
"He's got 'aggro' tattooed on his arm= Instant tit"

That's because he is signed to the record label Aggro Berlin.

http://www.aggroberlin.de/

And he's dressed like that because that is how all the little hip-hop kids in germany run around.

ozbabsdm - A Turkish rapper signed to Aggro Berlin
Blogger John said...
Oh, if you want to see/hear some of his music (which I'm sure you don't) you can at http://www.aggro.tv/

suqmh - suck me (finally something vaguely funny)
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
What happened to the hilarious alt text? You're not even trying these days.
Blogger John said...
Yeah, it's not accessible, shame on you, what about all those blind console owners out there?
Blogger Simon said...
Does 23 comments in a UK blog constitute a media storm over SIDO?

I can already picture his PR people in a frenzy, loading him onto a plane for his first UK personal appearance
Blogger John said...
He only raps in german (the so called Deutschrap) so I'm guessing he wouldn't be a success here.
Blogger John said...
Also, fact of the day for you, he suffers from some disease which causes him to piss his pants.

punkih - What Sido used to play before turned to rap
Blogger Simon said...
Next update prediction...

Jade Raymond appearing at HMV this Saturday. We can stalk her etc etc etc
Blogger Richard Parker said...
White, German, rappers. Fuck me, where did it all go wrong?
Blogger Ooshka said...
A TV IN THE FLOOR! A TV! INTHE FUCKING FLOOR! IT WOULD FUCK UP YOUR NECK! IT'S JUST IDIOTIC!

But no. It's SIDO this and shit German rap that. What is WRONG with you people?
Blogger Anthony Barret said...
Weird how a post like this would get so many comments. I guess anything that brings up a subgenre of a wildy hated and loved thing like rap or hip hop or whatever the hell you want to call it while managing to polish the knob of Euro-self love will result in such an outcome.
Blogger Marc said...
Can you, germans, keep your retarded teenage bands like Tokyo Hostel and Nevada Tards for yourself please?
I can't bear anymore their stupid songs every time I come close to a TV or a radio and watching teenage girls singing in german while crying makes me sick.

pzhzimc : wasn't that the drug Stupid Snake was taking for accurate sniping?
Blogger Simon said...
I don't think anyone in the UK is in a position to make comments about "retarded teenage bands". That would be a bit like throwing stones in a glass house.

That said, while we are on the subject of lambasting German musical tastes, can I throw Rammstein and the revival and popularity of UK baldie band Right Said Fred over there.

What is that all about?!?!
Blogger Jakob said...
Well, wait until you hear the reggea-band with a german singer who tries to sing in Jamaican. It's hilarious.
About as hilarious as logging on to a german CS-server and asking how many of them are listening to Hasselhoff. It feels good to air your prejudices.
Blogger John said...
gentlemen? seeed? culcha candela?
Blogger Haris said...
Woah that dude is awful. He was the first "chav" in Germany and his existence made life in Germany the worst thing you can probably imagine. He ought to die
Blogger Ben said...
i still can't get over the tat - I can see him in an east end pub "havin' some facking aggro with the chelsea lot"

huheo - the osund of SIDO booting you in the stomach

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