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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A COSPLAY UPDATE, INCORPORATING A GERMAN ULALA SLAUGHTER! SLAUGHTER IN AMERICA! STOP THE INTERNET: SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS ANNOUNCE... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... A MAN IN NEW ZEALAND HAS A SEGA BAG WHAT'S EMILY BOOTH UP TO LATELY? SOME PEOPLE BOUGHT A PS3 LAST WEEK SOME VERY UNFORTUNATE SONIC POETRY SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT EXPLAINING IT THE HTML ERAS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7MYsGRN8OU
Hiphop really annoys me most of the time, but I thought Sido was pretty funny. He started a couple of controversies over explicit content, but that´s just because all of a sudden german mothers could understand what their kids are listening to.
I can't think of anything more impractical, other than a PS3.
tdgopttu - coughing up an exceptionally large chunk of phlegm.
(all non germans can ignore the following) Whether you like him and his music or not he is a celebrity in Germany after all he has appeared many times on shows such as TV Total and MTV Masters unlike the majority of the German rap scene, apart from him only Bushido has any mainstream recognition outside of hip-hop.
bprvnzew - Bushido in polish
That's why Sonic is so fantastic.
lgcotcz - little german celebs are the crappy zeitgeist.
Nuff said.
That's because he is signed to the record label Aggro Berlin.
http://www.aggroberlin.de/
And he's dressed like that because that is how all the little hip-hop kids in germany run around.
ozbabsdm - A Turkish rapper signed to Aggro Berlin
suqmh - suck me (finally something vaguely funny)
I can already picture his PR people in a frenzy, loading him onto a plane for his first UK personal appearance
punkih - What Sido used to play before turned to rap
Jade Raymond appearing at HMV this Saturday. We can stalk her etc etc etc
But no. It's SIDO this and shit German rap that. What is WRONG with you people?
I can't bear anymore their stupid songs every time I come close to a TV or a radio and watching teenage girls singing in german while crying makes me sick.
pzhzimc : wasn't that the drug Stupid Snake was taking for accurate sniping?
That said, while we are on the subject of lambasting German musical tastes, can I throw Rammstein and the revival and popularity of UK baldie band Right Said Fred over there.
What is that all about?!?!
About as hilarious as logging on to a german CS-server and asking how many of them are listening to Hasselhoff. It feels good to air your prejudices.
huheo - the osund of SIDO booting you in the stomach