EYE WITNESS: "I followed this man through the Wellington TranzMetro service here in New Zealand in order to get a shot of his fantabulous backpack. It took me a while to get it because I was also photographing ladies' breasts in order to balance out my sexuality quotient for stalking a man and taking a "candid" shot of him. I hope he wears his socks like that in order to look like the white bands around Sonic's ankles. I later spotted him and his friend looking at red shoes in a shoe shop. I dream that he will later be seeing running around Wellington waterfront with blue hair streaking in the wind - Chris."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHAT'S EMILY BOOTH UP TO LATELY? SOME PEOPLE BOUGHT A PS3 LAST WEEK SOME VERY UNFORTUNATE SONIC POETRY SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT EXPLAINING IT EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABO... ANOTHER FAILED SONY FORMAT STRIPPED FROM BARGAIN B... PLAYSTATION3 INSULT OF THE DAY!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I worry for the people of New Zealand.
This wanker neogaffer nofi is spreading terrible lies about you.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=8257571#post8257571
Assuming thats actually him...
this is the shirt:
http://www.joystickjunkies.com/shop/product.asp?idproduct=221
However I am mildly proud of my Geometry Wars bag.
I also have an old skool style tracksuit with CCCP on the front (and World in Conflict on the back). I wore it outsideonce and I had lots of people ask me if I was Russian, a Communist or both. Never again...
OMG! Someone had the same dream as me? Serendipity
Does that include your UK:R T-shirts too, Mr Zorg? You big hypocrite. Not that I would buy one of your T-shirts, anyway. You don't have any in "lanky streak of piss" size.