Sky. Grass. SEGA. It is the summer of 1992 again!
A 3D Sonic we actually don't mind.
Ulala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She'll be at a significant disadvantage wearing those shoes.
No famous old brand left untouched.
Please god let there be a very adjustable camera angle for surveying all of Ulala's very lovely parts.
BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!
SEGA LEGENDS SET TO SERVE UP AN ACE IN THE WACKY SEGA SUPERSTARS(tm) TENNIS!
LONDON & SAN FRANCISCO (Oct 18, 2007) - SEGA Europe Ltd. and SEGA of America, Inc. today announced SEGA Superstars(tm) Tennis, a game that brings together some of the most treasured and well known characters from the SEGA universe, in some of the most unusual courts and outrageous settings ever imagined. Developed by Sumo Digital Ltd., SEGA Superstars Tennis will be released on the Sony PlayStation(r) 3 computer entertainment system, Sony PlayStation 2, the Xbox 360(tm) video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, and Nintendo Wii and DS, all hitting shelves early in 2008.
SEGA Superstars Tennis has over 15 playable SEGA idols including Sonic the Hedgehog, AiAi from Super Monkeyball fame, Ulala of Space Channel 5 and Amigo from Samba De Amigo. In addition to their own unique attributes, each character will also come equipped with their own superstar tennis skills, putting a whole new spin on each match played!
Exhibition mode offers the chance to challenge Sonic, or the character or your choice, to a match on one of many courts, including Sonic's home court of Green Hill Zone, or Amigo's Carnival Park court. Wherever you play there will be a host of SEGA celebrities cheering you on from courtside and by partaking in crazy doubles matches with your choice of partner, you could end up playing against some pretty unusual couples! Prove your SEGA hero is the shining star of SEGA Superstars Tennis by collecting silverware in the Tournament Mode. There will also be the opportunity to unlock a host of exciting extras which will be announced in the near future!
Complementing the Exhibition and Tournament modes, there will also be new and innovative ways of enjoying some of SEGA's classic titles, plus platform exclusive ways to play the game, including online modes for X360 and PS3 versions!
"SEGA Superstars Tennis has the potential to be one of the most fun and accessible sports games ever." commented Gary Knight, European Marketing Director. "The fantastic Sumo Digital team has had access to a wealth of SEGA IP and you'll be surprised at the gaming icons that will be making an appearance!"
Available on the Sony PlayStation(r) 3 computer entertainment system, Sony PlayStation 2, the Xbox 360(tm) video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, and Nintendo Wii and DS, SEGA Superstars Tennis will release in early 2008.
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5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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Why do Sega keep producing this shite? Controls worse than the latest 5 year old Wii port and there isn't really a single player mode but there is over 48 hours of poorly dubbed and subbed then remixed cut scenes and online is so horrible it hurts. Too many shitty Sonic spin off characters. 4/10
Isn't this just taking Virtua Tennis taking out one hasbeen like Tim Henman and replacing him with another in the form of Sonic?
Didn't you get the memo?
Oh Shut Up.
Sumo do Sega better than Sega do Sega these days, apart from maybe AM2.
Part of me wishes that if anyone gets to make a new gen Streets of Rage Sequel, it will be them. As long as they employ me to make sure its designed right.
I think your jam rag came out a bit. You are getting a bit "toxic shock syndrome".
And btw, they aren't my words there, it's been the standard Sega review for the last ten years as listed in Future publishing's volume of ready written reviews for lazy journos.
P.S. Fingers crossed for some Wonderboy in there too. OH GOD NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW ALL THE NINTENDO CHILDS FEEL ABOUT THAT SUPER SMASH GAME!
Why can people just be happy for pants and high heels anymore?