SONIC DESKTOP #5: "YOU CAN'T STOP ME THIS TIME, SONIC!"
Beautiful! Best so far. Again, we can only apologise on behalf of SEGA Japan for the unfortunate 'portrait' orientation of the original material. They just didn't plan ahead to the time, 15 years later, when their suffering fans would want to put this shit on their widescreen monitors.
And as has become traditional, someone took the last one and made it a bit better. He's rounded off and extended the claws. It is apparently "inspired by the cover art for the album 'Virgin Killer' by The Scorpions."
And we got this one from "Chris". Seems a bit mean, but that's the internet for you. He said he bought a t-shirt from us so we sort of have to use it.
PREVIOUSLY, ON GREATEST SONIC DESKTOPS:
"SAFE LANDING FROM ROBO CHAOS ZONE!" "UNDERWATER CRISIS!" "I'M COMING TO GET YA!" "MUST... KILL... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A MAN IN NEW ZEALAND HAS A SEGA BAG WHAT'S EMILY BOOTH UP TO LATELY? SOME PEOPLE BOUGHT A PS3 LAST WEEK SOME VERY UNFORTUNATE SONIC POETRY SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT EXPLAINING IT EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABO... ANOTHER FAILED SONY FORMAT STRIPPED FROM BARGAIN B... PLAYSTATION3 INSULT OF THE DAY!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Dr. Robotnick (Who the fuck is eggman!?) has turned all the animals into robots and wants to take over mobius. It was grand.
Now they have to come up with shite. I completed Sonic Rush the other day and it just can't compete with Sonic 2. Not now, not ever. It just doesn't feel like sonic. Where are the checkered hills???