Like Gordon here. We assume this is Gordon. Gordon found this NiGHTS thing while walking around TGS. Bloody show off.
FROM GORDON: "Walking around TGS I saw this lady and thought you might appreciate a picture of her. I know how lazy you are so I've sent you 2 versions. One full size the other resized to fit the site. I didn't bother playing the game since it's on the wii and, as everyone knows, the Wii is for kids, paedos and old people. Enjoy the free update - Gordon."
THEN WE GOT SOME MORE FROM A NICE GERMAN MAN
He's called Henning. We asked Henning if it was okay to put these photos up on the internet, as we're nice like that behind the scenes. Henning said yes, and that he asked the girls if it was okay to put the photos on the internet and they said yes. So you (we) don't have to feel any way guilty about this.
FROM HENNING: "I am a regular visitor of you website. I'm from Germany, where we have an anime and Japanese video game convention called "Animagic". Since you seem to like SEGA Space Channel 5 cosplay, I have included several pictures of a German Ulala and friends in this email. Greetings! - Henning"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SLAUGHTER! SLAUGHTER IN AMERICA! STOP THE INTERNET: SEGA SUPERSTARS TENNIS ANNOUNCE... THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... A MAN IN NEW ZEALAND HAS A SEGA BAG WHAT'S EMILY BOOTH UP TO LATELY? SOME PEOPLE BOUGHT A PS3 LAST WEEK SOME VERY UNFORTUNATE SONIC POETRY SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT EXPLAINING IT EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABO...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Whereas the german man is probably a nazi.
And who let the spaz on the left of the Ulala out of the special school?
ahhh.. think i got it all out now.
Also, don't hate on National Socialism, jawatron. Though I do agree on Gordon being a 'quad-'twat...
Got to get me one of those.