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zwoxjcqt - a PS3 early adopter banging his fist on his keyboard in anger at price cut
It's still 499 dorra in the US.
That, I think, is an even bigger fark you than a price cut.
I still wouldn't get one, even at that price. Makes the N64 that launched for the same price look like blisteringly good value. After all, is there anything approaching Mario64's quality on the PS3? Doubt there will be for a long while.
Anyway, I'm holding out for the PSthree a few years down the line.
Word verification: xobox (yes, really) - A 360 with dildonic attachment
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=26704
Kaz Hirai also confirms it here, at the 1:41 mark:
http://atvs.vg.no/?id=10235
More specifically, he says they never intended to drop the price, this is just a fire sale to get rid of the old 60GB model that they can't sell any other way.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/sony_bullshit_anim4.gif
Sell them off cheaper? like a sort of clearout temporary pricecut? Or just screw people over with the 60gb model until the stores need to order more?